Awkward Stalling

When inside a public washroom, when little or no one is occupying the stalls, and someone picks the stall right next to yours.

"Dude, you gave me stage fright with your awkward stalling!"

by Wednesday10 January 18, 2010

smelling your own shit

When you go back and re-look over something you created for the glory and pride you feel in the product that you created.

What you up to dog?

Nothin man. I was looking at emails and then started re-reading what I emailed, past conversations I had.

Stop smelling your own shit, man. Do something productive like READ or GO OUTSIDE

by My shit don't stank July 22, 2011

stalling

When one has nothing to say on the phone and makes stuff up. Usually when neither person wants to hang up and has nothing to say.

Mer: sooo...
Rox: yeah
Mer: totally
Rox: totally tubular
Mer: so tubular its almost cylindrical
Rox: hahaha
Mer: gah i hate stalling
Rox: hahaha me too

by Mertown September 23, 2007

Bathroom Stalling

Waiting to leave the bathroom as to avoid any contact with people in in stalls next to you.

"Dude I did some Bathroom Stalling because The gut next to me ripped a big one. I couldn't stand to look him in the eye."

by dumbwhiteguy July 23, 2015

smelling the sushi

When a woman touches her inner labia and then smells her fingers to see how fresh she smells. The name is derived from that fact that the texture of the inner labia is similar to that of some fish used in sushi.

I caught Tina with her fingers down her pants... I thought she was fingering herself but it turns out she was just smelling the sushi.

by headlessnick May 20, 2008

smelling yourself

Checking yourself out. ( looking in the mirror to much ) Thinking that you have swag or game. Flirting with a lot of showing off involved. Being vain or egotistical.

Every time you get around a female you start smelling yourself like you got mad swag. It's like you instantly turn into Soulja Boi or something.

He is constantly I'm the mirror flexing with his shirt off smelling himself.

by CatDaQueen January 17, 2016

I'm smelling what you're cooking

To understand the concept that someone is trying to convey.

A phrase to use when you want to let the other person know that you understand what he/she is talking about and they can stop trying to explain it.

Dude: So, the carburetor and the pistons...

Me: I'm smelling what you're cooking

by Nole69 June 13, 2009