Smushed

To be stoned or drunk.

"I was absolutely smushed yesterday"

by Barry Stewart October 21, 2008

smushing

verb. smushing or to smush is the active verb of eating, drinking, smoking or talking on your mobile while flying a passenger plane.

'Shit my dog! I just saw the pilot smushing, we need to get off this mother fucking plane dog!'

by PlipandPlop July 24, 2006

smush

(verb) The act of forcefully shoving the face or head of another individual. Smushing serves as a very offensive blow to the ego (especially if received by a male) and acts as an instigating action for a fight between two or more people.

Person 1 : Did you hear about the fight between G and B??

Person 2: Yeah, After B smushed him, it was on!!

by Lisa King June 20, 2009

smushed

to be really, really drunk

omg last night i was so smushed i snogged the dog

by miss egg March 28, 2009

smush

a boy/lad/ex boyfriend who you hate. Used for lads only. Another word for dickhead, wanker etc

I hate im the stupid smush!!

by x-sarah-x September 30, 2005

smush

it's me BITCH
I'm fucking Smush
fat native with long hair who resembles the Seneca legend the flying head and will be a juggalo till my very last breath

"Smush you silly fat skin you remind me of the flying head"
"Damn right"

by Smush July 24, 2004

[Smush]

slang term for a vagina

I'm gonna kick that bitch in the smush!!

by J-M0NEYS January 20, 2009