doosh bag slurper

a person who goes a step beyond brown nosing

jamie was a doosh bag slurper, sucking up to the boss.

by thomas kondo February 10, 2009

slurper

A bad head cold, the kind that makes your nose drip constantly. From the slurping sounds made by sniffling, and the sounds of noodles being slurped by one with such a cold.

I have a real slurper today. And I know who gave it to me. Someone was coughing right in my face on the train three days ago!

by pentozali April 8, 2006

sluppers

Two or more people who slurp their suppers. Loud eaters. Word only exists as a plural.

I don't want to go out for dinner with Jane and Andy. I am embarrassed to eat with sluppers.

by sumkorie June 23, 2020

Slurper er papero

Beautiful, divine and fabulous. He is funny and always makes content, he plays fake games and he is a beast

…:You know slurper er papero?
…: yes he is amazing

by Slurper er papero April 27, 2022

mud slurper

A mudslurper is that freaky bitch who shits on your jizz, stirs it, then slurps it through a straw.

"Did you hear that Susan and James hooked up"

"No way! Did you hear that she's a mud slurper?"

by jjsjsjjsjjsjsjjsjjs May 25, 2015

Seattle Slurper

When you ejaculate inside your girl's coffee cup and she drinks it, thinking it was coffee creamer.

Hey Jim! I gave Vanessa a Seattle Slurper last night when we had coffee!

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by LarryManAllDay September 8, 2016

queef slurper

somebody who likeuhdeh drink dem nipprefarts

"He slurped my queef!"
"What a fucking queef slurper."

by bodaciousbosi7 September 3, 2016