Midget Slurper

One who is addicted to sucking the life out of dwarfed homo sapiens through their genitalia until they shrivel up like a withered old lady.

Pee wee herman is a prime midget slurper!

by purplelvmbo September 29, 2017

mud slurper

A mudslurper is that freaky bitch who shits on your jizz, stirs it, then slurps it through a straw.

"Did you hear that Susan and James hooked up"

"No way! Did you hear that she's a mud slurper?"

by jjsjsjjsjjsjsjjsjjs May 25, 2015

Coochie slurper

Someone who eats out coochies, but prefers to use a straw.

“Brayden is a coochie slurper. It’s so gross”

by Anonymous_Knowledge May 29, 2022

Seattle Slurper

When you ejaculate inside your girl's coffee cup and she drinks it, thinking it was coffee creamer.

Hey Jim! I gave Vanessa a Seattle Slurper last night when we had coffee!

cleveland steamer penis angry pirate angry dragon bloody starfish rainbow party

by LarryManAllDay September 8, 2016

tea slurper

a racial slur referring to a white British person. usually with. heavy british accent.

non-british person - hi
british person - ello mate
non-british person - shut up you tea slurper

by olipop6969 September 23, 2023

spaghetti slurper

slur used against italians. cuz who tf likes italians? no seriously.

MARK YOU FUCKING SPAGHETTI SLURPER!! SUCK MY ASS

by awesomest sauce May 8, 2023

helmet slurper

A raving nosher who enjoys the action of licking aggressively the sudject's beef bulb. The licking action will make a moist slurping sound.

Steve noshed down on Jack hard, He loved it the dirty helmet slurper....

by Paulie a June 16, 2007