free slurpies

when you buy weed off of a person and they give the buyer a venerial disease

'' oh hey sean C. you got the bud and my free slurpies?'' ''yeah, unzip your pants."

by adamroth February 23, 2011

Surprise Slurpie

When getting head tell her you won’t nut in her mouth then nut in her mouth

I gave lyzee a surprise slurpie the other night and she won’t talk to me now

by Cuzzo Zach March 20, 2021

Feet-Slappies

A new term that was created on The Official Podcast to serve as a medium between the American term "flip-flops" and the Australian term "thongs" for a specific type of v-shaped sandals.

Guy 1: "I went outside wearing thongs."

Guy 2: "You mean feet-slappies?"
Guy 1: "Oh yeah... Those... *hides g-strings*"

by SomeSuperRandomGuy June 9, 2022

Sloppies

A group of rather large girls that go out to drink and are typically willing and ready to go all the way

Where the sloppies at tonight son

by oooohyamama November 29, 2010

sloppiestsloth

The 2nd greatest bow duelist of all-time. And he did it all without a single f***ing micromilligram of pillar campering. He is so chill you can't understand.

Nancy Pelosi: Who is SloppiestSloth?
Joe Biden: The 2nd greatest bow duelist of all time.

by Warsho September 3, 2022

Slumpies

Slumpy (singular) or Slumpies (plural) -

Most often used in marketing and media interpellation, a slumpy is a socially liberal, urban-minded, physically conservative yuppie between the ages of 18 to 36.

"This used to be my 'hood. But since its gentrification 10 years ago, er, excuse me, since its 'revitalization,' its become an anthill of latte-sucking, yoga mat-toting white slumpies."

yuppies gentrification marketing business demographics revitalization neighborhood yoga white Anglo professionals

by Simon Moya-Smith March 19, 2012

Russian Slurpie

when a guy eats a girl out while she's on her period. Nummies!

He gave her a russian slurpie last night and woke up with period in his teeth.

by keeeeeeeek January 11, 2010