slizzard

A combination between a snake and a lizard that is only able to live off beer and occasionally Jack Daniels .

GET THAT SLIZZARD OFF MY LAWN BEFORE IT DRINKS ALL MY BEER!

by getthatslizzardoffmylawn October 12, 2010

slizzard blizzard

A party in which everyone is completely wasted or so high its a blur. A blizzard of drunkenness.

Dude, that party was just not happenin' until i walked in with the bottles of Skyy and started a slizzard blizzard.

by sexyshe September 15, 2010

Scozzafavaed

(Pronounced: /skoʊzəfavəd/)
-verb

1. Purged of moderation, e.g., within in a Congressional district
2. Inadvertently revealed internal chaos, e.g., within in a political party
3. Adj., Doomed due to popular support of the GOP electorate

"Dude, you see Glenn Beck talking about how our congressman supports indoctrinating us in the ways of socialism through paper money last night? We need to get him Scozzafavaed."

by ScozzaFavulous November 5, 2009

scozzari

The best family on earth. Nobody can beat them.

Look at those Scozzari's... I sure wish I was them.

by Yolanda January 28, 2004

Sloozan

A decrepit, boob of a woman with a face like an old catchers mitt. This woman will squander whatever money she has on useless trinkets and stuffed animals. Occassionally, she will put on make-up and brush her snaggletooth in a bathroom that has the stench of 100 year old urine. She cackles with the tone of wild, rabid hyenas. BEWARE!!

You can find a sloozan at the bar any night of the week.

by Johnny Rainbow July 18, 2007

slizzard

So drunk that you really do think you are a lizzard

Jordan: Hey Mike what wrong with you?
Mike: *HHHIIIISSSSSSS
Drew: Damn he's really slizzard

by Christian Beast September 30, 2010

slizzard

drunk, tipsy, smashed

Before I leave the house, i'm slizzard on that goose,
And i'm higher then a plane, so a nigga really loose,
And I can lean wit it, and I can rock wit it,

by mr_gregi October 20, 2007