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smooching

To wildly kiss someone. Usually done before two pomed up babes get naked and pj each other.
Calvin: we dont like women remember?
Hobbes: who do we smooch then?
From Calvin and Hobbes by watterson.

Son: no mom I'm busy smooching with my gf.
by Maxinside April 22, 2014
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Sloshing

The act of having sex using, with and amidst several of your favorite food groups. Safely, you must put down a shower curtain or similiar human/carpet barrier, and then enjoy a variety of puddings, cakes and similiar delicious edibles with your chosen mate.
Dude, we definately got to sloshing last night and ruined the couch. The chocolate pudding will never come out.
by thejackalope September 27, 2009
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Slunching

Avery stop slunching in your chair
by Potato_Boy November 7, 2013
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scouching

The act of squatting on a couch. Especially popular when one should actually be doing something more important.
Me: Have you done your homework yet?

Her: Nah.. I'm just scouching.
by pimaconfit April 21, 2018
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scootching

when a dog rubs his ass along the ground after pooping.
My dog scoothes along the floor leaving skid marks behind.
by mary ann August 17, 2003
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sloochie

ugh that girl is such a sloochie!
by C_Love88 December 16, 2009
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slothington

(Sloh-theeng-tuhn) A sloth that is very fancy.
Slothington eats crumpets and drinks tea with his (pinkie?) up.

-Alternative- Slothington will pop a cap in anyone's head that gets in the way of what he wants.
by Tooslohforu June 5, 2017
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