by MikeB April 1, 2004
Get the sloime mug.A quick witty reply that can be used for about four words.
1.) Dee Dee Dee
2.) Penguin
3.) Loud talker
4.) Anoying person who is angry because they have not gotten laid in about 20 years+.
1.) Dee Dee Dee
2.) Penguin
3.) Loud talker
4.) Anoying person who is angry because they have not gotten laid in about 20 years+.
Ex. Person 1: OMFG TODAY I WAS SOOO ANGRY BECAUSE I DIDN'T..... (Caps lock to show loadness).
Person 2: Dude I can hear you, you don't need to be a Slominski!!!!!!
Person 2: Dude I can hear you, you don't need to be a Slominski!!!!!!
by The Big Fluff May 7, 2008
Get the Slominski mug.Walking around aimlessly with no real desire. Usually during the morning after a night of heavy drinking.
Man: "Dude, you were so crazy last night! Loooool!"
Dude: "I know man, now I gotta slomber back over to my girlfriends house before she wakes up and realized she was sleeping with my sex doll and not me. I still feel drunk."
Man: "That sucks dude, god speed on getting back home."
Dude: "Yeah man. *buzz* I just got a text from my girlfriend...she wants to break up...and she's taking the doll..."
Dude: "I know man, now I gotta slomber back over to my girlfriends house before she wakes up and realized she was sleeping with my sex doll and not me. I still feel drunk."
Man: "That sucks dude, god speed on getting back home."
Dude: "Yeah man. *buzz* I just got a text from my girlfriend...she wants to break up...and she's taking the doll..."
by Niffboy3 June 18, 2010
Get the Slomber mug.1.) To leap on top of a human being in the sitting position and rub one's testicles slowly across the scalp while simultaneously and repeatedly screaming "SLOOOOOOOWEEEEEE" in an extremely high pitched voice.
2.) The opposite of a quickie
2.) The opposite of a quickie
by IEatBadgers July 26, 2006
Get the slowie mug.a person who is slow, a blond, someone who never gets a joke or any thing for that matter, unless explained numerous amouts of times.
smart person: knock knock
slowie: umm whos there?
smart: whyyoucryin
slowie: whyyoucryin who?
smart: no really why you cryin?
slowie: uhhhh i dont get it
smart: uggg slowie!
slowie: umm whos there?
smart: whyyoucryin
slowie: whyyoucryin who?
smart: no really why you cryin?
slowie: uhhhh i dont get it
smart: uggg slowie!
by Erin silva July 26, 2006
Get the slowie mug.something the government made up to try and trick kids into thinking marijuana is bad. of course actual intelligent people know that if sticking leeches on yourself got you high,happy with yourself and content with the world people would actually do it but of course it doesn't so people smoke pot instead.
dude do you want to slom tonight?
no sloming dumb lets just smoke pot instead.
ok, it's actually fun!
no sloming dumb lets just smoke pot instead.
ok, it's actually fun!
by leo stewart May 9, 2007
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