slofa

meaning: Shit load of fuck all

tim: so whats up?
bep: Slofa u?

by Bep July 29, 2005

Slojak

A dumb, retarded ass version of wojak. An example of a Slojak would be dan

"Water is an essential part of a submarine."
"shut up ya Slojak"

by kung poo in the loo October 3, 2018

Sloading

Due to slow connections or lag, stuff takes a long time to load sometimes, causing sloading.

"Check this page out! insert URL here"
"Oh man!"
"What?"
"It's slooooooading i.e. sloading!"

by Grebmops January 18, 2007

Sloar

Another way of man refering to woman as a slut and a whore.

A woman that likes to get ravaged by many men and doesn't recall most of there names.

A female that is spread eagle 24/7.

Kris:dude check out the jugs on that.
B-gay:fuck the jugs dog look at the camel toe.
Kris:wow,what a fucking sloar.
B-gay:id still hit it.
Kris:your both sloars.

by 555666 July 14, 2006

slol

Verb/Noun: /ˈsləl/
Sad lol. FML to a lesser degree. A lol at an unfortunate turn of events: ie. lol at how bad my life is.

A bad photo is posted on facebook of you, you comment 'slol'.

Slol!! Amelia can't come tonight.

I just lost the game, slol.

by MoxieAmelia October 29, 2010

pro-condom slogans

Catchy advertising slogans to use to promote the sale of condoms.

You can't go wrong if you shield your dong!

Before you deck her, cover your pecker!

While she gets in heat, package your meat!

Before undressing Venus, dress up your...

...you know what.

*rimshot*

by Mark H June 17, 2004

skolas

The most badass boss that you'll ever fight for hours on end with only three people because bungie forgot how to count to six for an entire DLC.

"Man did you see Skolas?"
"Yeah most disappointing boss fight of the year"
"I HEARD THAT"

by Skolasassy November 13, 2015