The Hash Slinging Slasher

The most terrifying monster that you could imagine. He was the head fry cook at The Krusty Krab when, one day, he accidentally chopped his hand off with a knife. To this day, he still has a spatula instead of his hand. There are a few signs to see when he is coming. The lights will flicker on and off. The phone will ring, and there will be nobody there. If you ever see the Hash slinging slasher, good luck.

Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher
Spongebob: The Slash ringing Hasher?
Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher
Spongebob: The Dash Ringing, The Trash Dinging, The Mash Linging, The Flash Ringing..Ringing, The Crash Dinging The.....
Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher
Spongbob:*gasps so loud* T H E H A S H. S L I N G I N G S L A S H E R????

by The Trash Dinging Slasher December 17, 2018

Web-Slinging

When a man ejaculates into his hand and then proceeds to "sling" the seminal fluid at a girl's face in a manner much like the Amazing Spider-man.

"This girl won't swallow, so I have to resort to web-slinging her instead."

by Ross Johnson April 13, 2006

Slinging Cheeks

Slinging Cheeks, also referred as sex, or sexual intercourse, is a vigorous act of passion that usually occurs between two or more high school students in the Tampa, Florida area.

Slinging has to involve a female, none of that homo shit.

There are some key steps to help you sling cheeks easily:

1. Be yourself.
2. Don't be a pussy.
3. Have a thick cock.
4. Keeps roofies near by.
5. Just keep slinging.

Omar : "Yo Derrek, how was your weekend dude?"

Derrek : "Shit was on point, i was slinging cheeks all night!"

by D.Swiftt October 5, 2010

Slinging

Verb. Informal. To participate in or be a part of the growing, alternative lifestyle known as
“Slinging.” Slinging or “To Sling” is to enjoy watching all your favorite live television shows,
channels and/or live sports using Sling TV. Often with others or in a group setting.
See: Slingers.

Are in you in the mood to Sling?
Would you like to Sling with us this weekend?
Are you DTS, aka Down to Sling?
You should come over this weekend and try Slinging. You'll love the freedom and options.

by hyers February 28, 2018

Slinging Web

Yet another colloquialism for shooting one's load.

I slung my web all over her face.

Sorry I didn't call you last night, I was out slinging web on anyone that would have it.

by Humpmap.com July 15, 2006

Swingling

(v.)- To constantly try and prove you know more then anyone else around you. While you actually may even be right, the sheer fact that you incessantly have to prove it makes you the most annoying guy or gal in the room.

I told him about a new Czech beer I tried last night and began Swingling his own experiences in Prague and drinking fermented eskimo piss with Laplanders.

No one want to hear you Swingle about your trip to Vegas, we all know what happens there.

by Beer Vampire February 22, 2005

Slinging bitches

The act of attracting fine ass bitches to yo crib

Dude, are were slinging bitches tonight?

by Ben-geezy Fo-sheezy June 5, 2015