One who cuts female genitals in half. Generally done before, during, or after intercourse as a form of birth control. It is also done in order to relieve whoremoans when the bitch gets too horny.
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Did you hear what Paul was planning?
Yea, he's going to slice up the school, the goddamn school slicer.
Yea, he's going to slice up the school, the goddamn school slicer.
by MarkRektedYou2 May 10, 2017
Get the School Slicer mug.Tomato Slicer is an act of shitting through a self made tomato slicer and giving your shit the appearance that it just passed through a tomato slicer. It can only happen when one has a dirty ass, smeared with shit and allowed to dry. The dried shit acts like an adhesive, causing the pubic hairs of the anus to bond to the shit and skin which forms a Kriss Kross pattern for the shit to pass through. When the person goes to take a shit, (depending on the texture of shit coming out), it can either go; through the tomato slicer, (2) tear through the hair/shit barrier or (3) squirt out through the taint or the top of the ass crack.
Man, I had a perfect tomato slicer today! It was fucking beautiful. I don’t remember shitting myself last night, but thank God I ate Taco Bell or it might not have passed through.
by Phil Green July 14, 2006
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Get the Slicer mug.When you cut the throat of somone and the shove your junk into the throat almost like a blowjob.Then using the blood as lubricant you procede to do anal.
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