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sleeplessdeeznuts disease

This is a very rare disease that was discovered during the COVID 19 outbreak in 2021 by a fellow student from Turkey was infected with it through his own personal laptop during the extreme stress of deez nuts hour and had to be hospitalized at Alkent Hospital, where he is being monitored by Dr. Joe Ma.
Dude are you okay? You look like you have the sleeplessdeeznuts disease!
by JooByden May 19, 2021
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sleeplessness

When you are unable to get sleep. Can be caused by depression, racing thoughts, or just refusing to.

But seriously, why are you looking this up? If you're reading this late at night, please try to sleep.
Person 1: Goes to the kitchen to get breakfast:
Person 1's Mom: My dear, you have such large eyebags under your eyes!
Person 1: Yeah, mom, I'm one of many with sleeplessness.
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Sleevies

“Where does a king keep his armies?” “In his sleevies!”
by vxRadiationxv February 8, 2021
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Sleepist

Someone who thinks that you can just go to sleep, but it's not that easy, they will never understand. They tell you just to go to sleep instead of staying up all night when you tell them your tired. They say it's your fault your tired, but it's not.
Person 1: I couldn't sleep last night
Person 2: Then you should've gotten off your phone and went to sleep.
Person 1: Fuck you it's not that easy stop being sleepist. Stop rubbing your sleep privilege in my face.
by Aqua_Lief November 28, 2018
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Sleepistan

A micronation that exists as a Discord server.
Sleepistan announced that it would be opening relations with the Republic of El Huazo.
by okgringo July 15, 2021
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Sleepless Elite

A person who can function amazingly well on very few hours of sleep.

In some ways, it's a gift; you can stay up a lot later than usual before you start to feel the effects of staying up too late, and you'll be perfectly good to go the next day.
On the other hand, it can also be problematic; if you wake up in the middle of the night as a sleepless elite, it's damn near impossible to go back to sleep...because chances are you'll be wide awake. Whether it's 5AM or only 1AM, you will be extremely awake and alert.
Sleepless Elites are not as rare as people think. Former U.S President Donald Trump is a sleepless elite, for example.
by Ubeenbamboozledson February 6, 2022
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The sleepless in seattle

Wake girl up from a sound sleep and bust in her eyes.
I gave Betty the sleepless in seattle last night, she cried.
by ferkyferk21 November 23, 2011
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