Sysexual

Sysexual identify's a person By Similar to Omnisexual but with Difference's - Sysexual likes All genders equally and only Wanting/Dating That Gender To Hook up with.

Dave: I went out with a bisexual yesterday it was fun but i dont want that person anymore.

Dave's friend: So you're Omnisexual?

Dave: No! if i was that'd be not treating everyone rightful, Im Actually Sysexual.

Dave's friend: Oh Alright, Good luck out there!

Sysexual by Rather not say.. March 2, 2022

solasexual

Conjunction: solace + sexual: n. Someone who hooks up with another, not for love, attraction, or boredom, but out of mutual sorrow. adj. Having the characteristics of sexual activity performed exclusively to fuck the misery out of each other.

"My job sucks, my divorce papers came in, and I turned 40 today. Might as well find a crummy dive bar and get some solasexual action."

solasexual by Anhedonis October 13, 2011

Slutsexual 

A woman who "claims" she is bisexual but has never been in a relationship with another woman and just makes out with her "girlfriend's" to get the men turned on when they are around thus getting sexual attention. This gives a bad name to people who are real bisexual's.

Sally: So is Megan bisexual?

Katie: No why?

Sally: I saw her making out with another girl at the bar last night.

Katie: Were there guys around?

Sally: Yeah, they were watching

Katie: No, she's just a slutsexual.

Slutsexual by thereissuchathing February 7, 2010

skysexual 

A Nosferatu-lookin ass kid that has an unhinged and undying attraction toward large, whale-like females. He spends most of his time acting Homo sexual but is not; therefore he is and always will be skysexual. He also eats ass.

Damn, look skysexual is sniffing that obese girl's ass again.

skysexual by cheekclappa November 9, 2017

Stasexual 

Not having a fetish for any living or nonliving thing besides a stapler, or in some cases a fetish of the Mr. Peanut man

I swear tom, everytime you talk to me about you "stasexual" crap i gag in my mouth

Stasexual by thatoneguywhocheckedyouout ha August 3, 2010

Straysexual 

Where your only sexually attracted to the kpop group straykids

Random Trump Supporter Guy: Sup cutie your hella cute what’s your addy

Me: Sorry mr ugly oompa loompa I’m Straysexual so no thank you

Straysexual by Straykidslover December 21, 2020

Samsexual 

The Sexual Orientation where a person only finds those named Sam sexually or emotionally attractive.

Oh, Buckley... He's Samsexual he is.

Samsexual by Simonsen March 12, 2021