slapping the captain

masturbating
(i.e. turning japanese, chucking custard, choking the chicken, wringing the meat, sliding the salami, exploding the chode, etc....)

Jack slapped his captain because Jane wouldn't fuck him.

by LaxG March 17, 2004

Slappin cats

The act in which two bootylicous women interlock their spread legs and grind their vaginas together to stimulate each other's clitoris to orgasm. Often done by lesbians.

Allie: Hey bri wanna come over and slap cats today?
Brianna: Sure I'll bring the lube.
*commences slappin cats*

by The catslapper August 25, 2011

Slurping Oyster

Vigorous cunnilingus performed on a female that results in copious vaginal lubrication. The sound of the tongue rubbing up against the genitalia resembles the sound made when consuming a raw oyster.

Chris: yo man did you hook up with her last night?
Trevert: fuck yeah, I was slurping oyster until she squirted all over my face.
Chris: word.

by BIGDICKNICK May 19, 2014

Snarping

To commit criminal voyeurism

Dude: Did you hear that Creepy Jimmy was arrested?
Bro: That's not surprising. What for?
Dude: Someone caught him snarping and called the cops.

by HatefulN8 June 2, 2021

Slapping Ben Franklin

A euphemism meaning to masturbate.

I found some hot porn and was Slapping Ben Franklin all night.

by Barbecued Ribs April 30, 2010

slerping

Somebody who comes and goes without doing much.
Telling ridiculous stories while being deadly serious.
Having a keen interest in Anime.

slerping your way around

by Hazzardous June 13, 2011

Sticker Slapping

A form of graffiti art that involves slapping stickers everywhere. A method of spreading awareness of an agenda or brand. Stickers are often traded to expand distribution.

My crew is sticker slapping my message all over town.

by Free_Skateboard_Sticker September 28, 2013