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Crack Slam

As seen in Futurama: The Beast With A Billon Backs, it is by far the rudest way to hang up a phone. One does this by placing the phone between the cheeks of the buttocks and slamming it back into the receiver. This works best when both parties are using a video phone.
"Issak was being such a dick last night that I crack slammed the phone on his ass!"

"Dude, he must have really been a dick to deserve that."
by C.R. Strenth February 23, 2009
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Slam Ball

A form of basketball where there is a mini trampoline in front of both baskets so that even players with 0 hops can dunk
"Dude, I got a mini trampoline so we can play Slam Ball on Carlos's court"

"Yeah...Carlos died"

"Sounds like an open court to me."
by Gerdemann25 August 7, 2007
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slambony

A instant boner. When you do not expect or want it. It is quite embarrassing.
When Jackie walked into the room I got a slambony.
by Jay Ford December 9, 2008
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slamball season

The time period immediately following sorority rush, where new and existing sorority members haven't had a dick in their hand for weeks. And need it. Like they need it bad.
Fratstar A: "Man, I haven't seen a chick in weeks. My dick's getting chapped.
Fratstar B: "Total cockcity. But sorority rush ends today. You know what that means!"
Fratstars together: "SLAMBALL SEASON!!!"
by juice45 August 13, 2009
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SLAM! Boca Raton

A charter school with annoying rich kids that think they’re ghetto. Kids who are either white or hispanic and think they can say n***a. It used to have no soap in the bathrooms until a month ago. Kids throw literal shit on the bathroom walls too. Kids here don’t know how to act and pull up in g wagons, porsches, and rolls royces. Teachers here also don’t know how to act and quit in the middle of the day and get fired too. Now that I’ve somewhat explained its shittyness, let me explain the grade levels...

6th grade: Annoying asf, most irrelevant, CRAZY- Whenever you walk through the 6th grade hallway you will feel the crackhead energy.

7th grade: Immature, starts drama all the time, always wants the “tea”, act like they’re in elementary school.

8th grade: Some are cool, some are annoying asf.

9th grade: Kids who think they’re from broward, always in drama, always wanna fight someone, although some are okay, sometimes .

10th grade: 80% wear beats, half of the guys look 20, loudest people in the hallways, think they’re from broward, also think they can say n***a if they're white or hispanic. About 2% of the 10th grade population at SLAM! are not annoying asf.
Person: “What’s good n***a!”
Other Person: “Umm, you’re white...”
Person: “Actuallyyy, I’m 2% black and my mom’s cousin’s grandma’s sister’s daughter’s boyfriend is black so I can say it.”
Other Person: “Well you go SLAM! Boca Raton so that explains a lot.”
by hehe anonymous heheh November 6, 2019
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Salome

Salome when used as a name

A very lucky amazing person that is beautifull,caring,funny great in bed and that has great taste in music and fashion
If your name begggggins with a ,D,E,A or J you might be her best frien (or have chances to be ) or a lover ( in love with her) she is smart but can loose her temper

she has a great body but can be shy about it
she has a coupple chubby figures (cute) and is embaressed
if you meet one u are lucky

dont let her out sight shes the coolest muvafucker ever
(she got a big as booty )
Alex :hey i met a sexy salome today !!!

Jim :lucky bro
by raggyyyyy December 22, 2012
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Salomon

Salomon is a unique, one of a kind human being. He is a strong, hardworking, and loyal individual who does whatever it takes to get shit done. He doesn't have a lot of friends, but the friends that he does have know he is loyal AF and will do anything for them. He is confident in himself and his own abilities. He doesn't give a shit what others think about him. He loves food and would rather eat a good meal than explore a new place. He loves to chill at home and watch sports and spend time with his family. He's very athletic (schools fools with a soccer ball) and is usually good at whatever he tries. If he doesn't know how to do something he figures it out. He's good with his hands. He loves his family and does whatever necessary to make sure they're protected and taken care of. He doesn't think he is book smart because he's not very good at math. But he's actually very intelligent and is a master problem solver. He is dedicated and committed to the things that matter most to him. He is usually pretty proud but will humble himself and eventually apologize when he knows he really was in the wrong. He can be scary to those who don't know him because of his rough exterior and lack of tact, but he is a good human with a good heart and is one of the most authentic people you will ever meet.
Why can't you just be a Salomon and get shit done?!
by salomonlover October 9, 2018
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