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Open-Faced Burrito Slam

A sexual manuever in which the female is lying with her shoulders down on the bed and her legs spread and pointing toward the ceiling. The male in turn has his penis pointed directly down and is in a state of insertion while his legs are to the sides of the female in a sort of half-crouch with his hands holding her ankles up. He then rocks back and forth, according to personal preference for amount of pleasure desired. This angle allows maximum stimulation of the female's G-spot and requires almost no effort from either participant whilst allowing for a maximum amount of stimulation.

This is a variation of the Samoan Piledriver.
"Dude! I got a leg cramp from doing the Open-Faced Burrito Slam last night!"
by Big Evil! November 29, 2004
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Crack Slam

As seen in Futurama: The Beast With A Billon Backs, it is by far the rudest way to hang up a phone. One does this by placing the phone between the cheeks of the buttocks and slamming it back into the receiver. This works best when both parties are using a video phone.
"Issak was being such a dick last night that I crack slammed the phone on his ass!"

"Dude, he must have really been a dick to deserve that."
by C.R. Strenth February 23, 2009
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Slam Ball

A form of basketball where there is a mini trampoline in front of both baskets so that even players with 0 hops can dunk
"Dude, I got a mini trampoline so we can play Slam Ball on Carlos's court"

"Yeah...Carlos died"

"Sounds like an open court to me."
by Gerdemann25 August 7, 2007
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SLAM! Boca Raton

A charter school with annoying rich kids that think they’re ghetto. Kids who are either white or hispanic and think they can say n***a. It used to have no soap in the bathrooms until a month ago. Kids throw literal shit on the bathroom walls too. Kids here don’t know how to act and pull up in g wagons, porsches, and rolls royces. Teachers here also don’t know how to act and quit in the middle of the day and get fired too. Now that I’ve somewhat explained its shittyness, let me explain the grade levels...

6th grade: Annoying asf, most irrelevant, CRAZY- Whenever you walk through the 6th grade hallway you will feel the crackhead energy.

7th grade: Immature, starts drama all the time, always wants the “tea”, act like they’re in elementary school.

8th grade: Some are cool, some are annoying asf.

9th grade: Kids who think they’re from broward, always in drama, always wanna fight someone, although some are okay, sometimes .

10th grade: 80% wear beats, half of the guys look 20, loudest people in the hallways, think they’re from broward, also think they can say n***a if they're white or hispanic. About 2% of the 10th grade population at SLAM! are not annoying asf.
Person: “What’s good n***a!”
Other Person: “Umm, you’re white...”
Person: “Actuallyyy, I’m 2% black and my mom’s cousin’s grandma’s sister’s daughter’s boyfriend is black so I can say it.”
Other Person: “Well you go SLAM! Boca Raton so that explains a lot.”
by hehe anonymous heheh November 6, 2019
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Slam piece

anyone you would never marry or date, but would fuck into the Andromeda galaxy.
my slam piece just texted me. I'm getting laid. Fucken nice!
by dariusrutter July 24, 2009
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Slam Boat Clam Jam

Girl 1:Hey girls wanna go to the Slam Boat Clam Jam.

Girls:SURE!!!!
by undefinedwerd October 13, 2012
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Blood Slam

And injection of drugs which is done using a needle partially filled with blood of somebody else. Most commonly done as sexual fetish by men spreading disease, it gets you high even if there is only infected blood and no drugs in the needle.
"You want to split this meth with me?"

"Yeah but I only have one needle left."
"Oh, that's okay by me! Do you have HIV? After you inject half of it, pull some blood back into the needles so I can blood slam."
"That is so fucking hot! Okay, I'll brand you with my strain."
"And that way we don't have to have anal sex!"

They had anal sex anyway.
by FaqBasher January 12, 2022
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