Like an Alaskan Spear thrower, but in reverse. The act of a women jumping off of a piece of furniture onto a mans penis. Even if aimed perfectly will still cause extreme pain to both.
John: " Dude, what happened to you?!"
Fred: " Last night Cindy wanted to try an Alaskan Skydiver.... She jumped off my coach, and then missed my cock by a foot, and it literally snapped!!!! I can barely walk!!!"
John: " Hehe, sucks for you."
Fred: " Last night Cindy wanted to try an Alaskan Skydiver.... She jumped off my coach, and then missed my cock by a foot, and it literally snapped!!!! I can barely walk!!!"
John: " Hehe, sucks for you."
by harmonyhills October 7, 2008
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"The other day Patrick called me from the back room, and when I went to go see what he wanted he got me with an Alabama Skydive."
by Farleywasgod January 21, 2010
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Never says the word "gold", he calls is butter or budder.skydoesminecraft hates squids because they interrup his video and spamms the word " hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey" and so on. Skydoesminecraft calls his subscribers recruits.
Sky army:skydoesminecraft's MASIVE group of subscribers who help drive off the squids and protect sky army and mainly calls and spells butter"budder".
Skydoesminecraft's main enemy is the squid. Squids seems harmless but is a threat to sky army and skydoesminecraft.
Budder: what sky army cals gold. Most of the time when they say gold they spell it like this :g*** like if it was a swear word. Said to be stronger the diamond. Budder is the building blocks of sky army and helps defeat the squid army
Never says the word "gold", he calls is butter or budder.skydoesminecraft hates squids because they interrup his video and spamms the word " hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey" and so on. Skydoesminecraft calls his subscribers recruits.
Sky army:skydoesminecraft's MASIVE group of subscribers who help drive off the squids and protect sky army and mainly calls and spells butter"budder".
Skydoesminecraft's main enemy is the squid. Squids seems harmless but is a threat to sky army and skydoesminecraft.
Budder: what sky army cals gold. Most of the time when they say gold they spell it like this :g*** like if it was a swear word. Said to be stronger the diamond. Budder is the building blocks of sky army and helps defeat the squid army
Skydoesminecraft:*doing mod review in minecraft*
Squid:hey
Skydoesminecraft:*inturrupted* WHAT?
Squid:you're a douche.
Skydoesminecraft:....*ignores and continues with mod review*
Squid:hey
Skydoesminecraft:FOR FAUQ SAKE WHAT DO YOU WANT? I WAS IN GHE MIDLE OF A MOD REVIEW!
Squid :your a douche!
Skydoesminecraft:*rage face* *takes out budder sword and then staby stab stab.*
Squid:hey
Skydoesminecraft:*inturrupted* WHAT?
Squid:you're a douche.
Skydoesminecraft:....*ignores and continues with mod review*
Squid:hey
Skydoesminecraft:FOR FAUQ SAKE WHAT DO YOU WANT? I WAS IN GHE MIDLE OF A MOD REVIEW!
Squid :your a douche!
Skydoesminecraft:*rage face* *takes out budder sword and then staby stab stab.*
by niftyflores July 31, 2013
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Skydoesomething is also extremely short. They are around the same height as Frodo Baggings.
Skydoesomething is also extremely short. They are around the same height as Frodo Baggings.
by Skyimetät May 31, 2021
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*skyde joins call* hi guys
zork: hi skyde
skyde: hi look at my stream OH NONONO MY CREDIT CARD AHJAHAHAH
shawn: finally i can buy myself a vtuber body pillow!!!
zork: hi skyde
skyde: hi look at my stream OH NONONO MY CREDIT CARD AHJAHAHAH
shawn: finally i can buy myself a vtuber body pillow!!!
by orkayo July 16, 2021
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Home of the Storm (with Stormy as their mascot!) , they have some of the best sport teams around; including football (league champs!), volleyball, soccer, cross country, to name a few.
Students who go to Skyview are often wrongfully labeled as "stuck-up" when in reality they are not.
Basically, Skyview is the definition of awesome...
Home of the Storm (with Stormy as their mascot!) , they have some of the best sport teams around; including football (league champs!), volleyball, soccer, cross country, to name a few.
Students who go to Skyview are often wrongfully labeled as "stuck-up" when in reality they are not.
Basically, Skyview is the definition of awesome...
"Where do you go to school?"
"Skyview High School. It's the best!"
"Weird, you're not stuck up at all!"
"... I know, right?"
"Skyview High School. It's the best!"
"Weird, you're not stuck up at all!"
"... I know, right?"
by cokokola November 10, 2009
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