Skreet

Basically a mix of the word "reet"; that screechy noise made in horror movies, and the slang word "skurt". It means hightailing your ass out of a bad situation in a hasty, nearly comical, manner. It can also be an exclamation similar to "oh shit" or used casually to mean "well... um, that's... uh... weird?"

Josh: He came at me with a gun!
Kate: ... Oh my god, what did you do?
Josh: Bitch, I fuckin' ran, that's what I did. I was like, "oh hell naw".... then I fuckin' skreeted my ass outta there.

Kate: You... "skreeted"... What the hell does that mean?

by Terror of the middle east March 20, 2022

skreets

A real speech impediment that evolved into urban slang so 'speaker' avoids being thought of as a fucking moron.

Shit dog, I keeps it real bra ...ya feel me?
I be dare'n a mutha fucka to even think I ain't from the skreets bra! They's a hard ass teacha for real tho.

Ain't like a Nigga can go down to the liberry and axe OG Monster Cody for a copy of the rules of da game!

by Misanthropic71 March 26, 2008

skreet

When your getting a blowjob and you cannot bust

Dude this milf gave me skreet for like an hour yesterday. It was awful.

by big bob gets mad dome January 9, 2011

skreet

A place to do battle.

I bet you bet not brang yo ass in da middle of da skreet.

by Red February 12, 2004

Skeeto

Replacement for any curse word, can be used in place of any word.

Damn. Fuck that skeeto , he's such a queer

Almost got my skeeto on after prom, but I forgot my condoms

"What's up"
"Just chilling"

"Oh skeeto"

Almost Skeetod on that kid when he made fun of my hair cut

by ASAPskeeto November 20, 2015

Skretore

Meaning both a whore, a sket and a cretin

That girl is a skretore

by George The Cretin December 22, 2008

Skreet-Wear

1. A series of attire worn for the purpose of battling on the skreet.

2. Unorthodox wrestling attire.

If I'm gonna kick his ass, I better throw on my skreet-wear first!

by D - Rock November 15, 2009