jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat

one who is so jumped-up they will ne'er (never) come down, they shovel shite and they are no less than a twat.

Toff- "Oh, i see your driving a ford... I have a porsche!"
Dave- "Shut the fuck up, you jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat"

by Danarky May 14, 2003

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shoveling out

in snowy climates, (such as New England) the process or act of snow shoveling large amts. of snow, ice, & dirt from around and on your car & driveway in order to get your car out of it's snow entraction (usually done in order to get to/from place of business)

i was late to work b'c i was shoveling out from last night's snow storm

by Jennifer Christie February 13, 2008

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shoveling the crease

To have sex.

Comes from the hockey term to clear away snow from a goaltenders play area.

Q: "Dude, did you catch the epic Kings beatdown of the Ducks last night?"

A: "Nah, I had this cute puck bunny come over and I spent the whole night shoveling the crease! Damn, it was good, but I hope I don't get boner's remorse - she's done like half the NHL."

by Drunken Kings Fan August 18, 2010

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shoveling appetizers

When you and your lover go to a place like Applebees and cram the appetizers in each other' s buttcheeks to eat it out later.

The young couple was bored so they decided on a night of shoveling appetizers at the local Applebee's

by silverspoon catcradle November 4, 2016

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cum shoveling

Noun. removal of the extant semen from the vagina/anus/oral cavity deposited during previous sessions of intercourse.

indicative of unprotected sex.

often the shape of the human penis, the glans tend to be wider than the shaft immediately proximal to it, facilitates this process.

Ben: One evening this girl came to my flat and we had sex, after we'd finished I realised I had cum shoveled her.

Mate 1: gross

Ben: I wasn't always like this, now I'm reduced to cum shoveling.

by Dr. Sexytime November 2, 2013

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