Splurge

After a prolonged period without sex or masturbation a large amount of seamen is ejaculated quite violently across a great distance, often leads to bloobies .

Oh man i just splurged in my eye!

by Mateus June 17, 2006

splurge

More than a brain-fart, a complete meltdown of the brain, especially when achieved in front of other people, who will note it. Particularly prominent in South Pasadena, and well, the world.

Also can be used as a noun for someone who constantly achieves this mental reatardation.

That girl was giving the answer to the teacher and nobody knew what she was talking about. Even the teacher laughed. She was mad SPLURG-ing.

David Suh is such a SPLURGE.

by South Pasadena Resident September 15, 2005

Splurgey

A yoinky is only two boinks from a splurgey!

"Oh no, I lost my splurgey!"
"Good for you, hoe"

by Funguser December 2, 2021

splurge

bust a nut

shut up before i splurge on your face, bitch!

by god October 25, 2003

Splurge

The sound one makes while fisting/shafting a person in the arse while that person is in the throes of a huge and violent bowel movement.

"My fist is touching something which feels bigger than King Kongs first dump of the day!"

SPLURGE!

by angrysplurge July 9, 2009

sclurge

another word for sperm.

he raised his hand as he said "teacher can i be excused to go to the bathroom?" she said yes and followed they both came back with nothing on her dress but the stain of fresh sclurge.

by adam sky August 18, 2007

Splurgetastic

Something that is, or appears to be ridiculously fantastic

Jj: Hey Kim, want to see a movie this weekend?

Kim: Yeah, lets watch Happy Gilmore!

Jj: That sounds splurgetastic!

by Kimballer' November 12, 2009