Skurk

Skurk is the Swedish word for "Villain", which may be used in English as well.

Everyone has their own skurk.

I'm so tired of that skurk.

Before being a hero, Superman was a skurk in his own comics.

etc.

by Vonn64 March 25, 2010

sklush

1. (v) To masturbate, particularly female masturbation. 2. (n) The fluids produced as a result of female masturbation.

While John was fapping, Jane decided to join in and began to sklush. Luckily she brought a towel to wipe the sklush off her thighs

by MadKat November 12, 2014

Shlurb

A Blowjob.

"Hey did you hear that Chloe gave Conor a Shlurb last weekend?"

"No way!"

by Ilikemesomeuhstuffiguess January 30, 2019

skluntch

A mixture of the words bitch, slut, skank, and cunt that can be used to describe a person that is being mean or stupid

man my mom was being a skluntch today

by yowords August 6, 2011

Sklorphing

The act of diddling a person until they throw up.

Bob"hey Tom,Josh and I sklorphing toda, wanna join?"
Tom"ok but I don't want to throw up that bad"

by Philmahcrakin September 30, 2011

Shlurp my own Shmeat

When you do not trust a female to perform oral sex on your penis, so you do it yourself

Deadass brug, ion trust these thots so I shlurp my own shmeat.

by Big nigga shit you namm sayin August 31, 2017

shlurfin

for white people to use instead of the n word. don’t be racist children

yael: hey shlurfin what’s up my shlurfin
gabi: what’s a shlurfin
yael: the n word for white people since i’m not racist. don’t be racist children

by lil shlurfin March 6, 2021