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Skwonky

Something that is not straight.
Man thats a skwonky line.
by Oldmangrey June 1, 2018
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Sklank

A mix between a slut and a skank that forms the ultimate hoe hybrid. Has zero talents and offers nothing to the world aside from her vagina. Complains about depression while advocating drugs. Never makes sense but is completely un-self aware to the point where it’s humorous. Dyes hair purple or red. Mentally indistinguishable from a 5th grader
“Dude, Alysha looks so hot with red hair, I heard she’s an easy slut too.”

“Bro, stay FAR AWAY. That girl is a well known sklank!”
by ImTheManINeverLose May 31, 2019
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Slonky

Liam Burke has slonky eyes
Liam Burke received a doctors note for slonky eye syndrome
by JohnOnRoad2022 April 24, 2023
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Slonked

Adjective:
1. The state of a slinky being tangled in itself.
Verb (Slonk):
2. The action of tangling a slinky in itself.
Person 1: Hey, I just fell down the stairs while trying to imitate a slinky.
Person 2: You good?
Person 1: Yeah, but my slinky got slonked on the way down.
Person 2: That sucks, it’ll take like 2 hours to get it back to normal.
by Emperor Chicken August 28, 2023
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skonka life

to live your life like a skonka

to randomly yell out skonka life for no appereant reason
Girl 1: shes has no manners
Girl 2: thats because shes has a skonka life
by CarpioLover October 19, 2010
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Shlonky Donk

A very limp penis that moves around much like the child toy "the slinky"
Man, i'm so impotent my dick is a goddam shlonky donk
by sourdude13 January 13, 2006
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Slonking

The present tense of slonk, used by gang weeders as shorthand for smoking weed.
Yah bro I spent all night slonking gang weed. Gang weeders rise up.
by GangWeederDom December 18, 2018
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