A mix between a slut and a skank that forms the ultimate hoe hybrid. Has zero talents and offers nothing to the world aside from her vagina. Complains about depression while advocating drugs. Never makes sense but is completely un-self aware to the point where it’s humorous. Dyes hair purple or red. Mentally indistinguishable from a 5th grader
“Dude, Alysha looks so hot with red hair, I heard she’s an easy slut too.”
“Bro, stay FAR AWAY. That girl is a well known sklank!”
“Bro, stay FAR AWAY. That girl is a well known sklank!”
by ImTheManINeverLose May 31, 2019
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1. The state of a slinky being tangled in itself.
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1. The state of a slinky being tangled in itself.
Verb (Slonk):
2. The action of tangling a slinky in itself.
Person 1: Hey, I just fell down the stairs while trying to imitate a slinky.
Person 2: You good?
Person 1: Yeah, but my slinky got slonked on the way down.
Person 2: That sucks, it’ll take like 2 hours to get it back to normal.
Person 2: You good?
Person 1: Yeah, but my slinky got slonked on the way down.
Person 2: That sucks, it’ll take like 2 hours to get it back to normal.
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