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Skizzors

1. Scissors.

2. An inactive Artist on eCritters who doesn't deserve her staff position.
1. She stabbed him in the eye with her scissors.

2. Cpheoix: "Skizzors hasn't done anything staff-related since less than a week after she became an Artist."
by SoraHikaru April 3, 2008
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Phone skitzophrenic

When one acts like a completely different person to who they really are when talking to someone on the phone i.e. their parents.
Guy 1: "Hey dude should we go to that bar tonight and get blazed?

Guy 2: "Hell yeah!"

'Phone rings'

Guy 1: "Oh shit it's my mom. (Answers phone) - Hey mommy, ya everything is just fine, I'm just at the movies with a friend. I'll see you later. Love you."

Guy 2: "Dude, you are totally a phone skitzophrenic."
by Soljaaaah January 17, 2010
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skitzo

someone with skitzophrenia, but you can't be fucked to say the whole word coz its too long and complicated, and you are afraid of saying it wrong and thus looking like a class A doofus.
'Why is Lana's mom eating the cushions while she intermittently throws her own faeces at us?'
'She's a skitzo bitch.'
by fine_dine_decca August 8, 2009
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Skinz

"Hit the skinz hard, she'll hang on to the bedpost, Then I drop my load, then get up and make some french toast"

Listen to 'Skinz' by Pete Rock & CL Smooth
by Maxpowers5240 March 1, 2011
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skizotch

1. n. alternate spelling of "scisatch"

2. n. interjection that is often yelled out the window of a moving car directed at a pedestrian, quite often a scisatch themselves.

The term SKIZOTCH! was first said by Steve Williams as an altered form of yiddayotch, which is an altered form of yotch, used by E40. Others have tried to take credit for the word skizotch, but records show that it was indeed created by Steve Williams.
I can't believe that skizotch is trying to take credit for the word SKIZOTCH!

SKIZOTCH!!!
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spinzo

a person of spanish descent (mexican) who acts or dresses like a person from the bronx italian descent (ginzo)
yo that mexican is a spinzo
by nizigga bluee October 22, 2008
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skitzo mofo

An individual with the characteristics of being a pschytsophrenic motherfucker.
That bitch stole my ham sandwhich, what a skitzo mofo!
by Autumn Nolan December 16, 2008
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