by lick_my_d1ck July 3, 2023
Get the skeeyee mug.A beneficent and God-pleasing act that requires at least one sorostitute (able bodied is a must - an amputee would be too cruel) and one tall frosty can of Steel Reserve. Merely lead the cock hungry whore (i.e. the sorostitute) into your bedroom or the back of your van, wherever you normally do this stuff, and proceed to penetrate her vigorously. After she is good and moist from some heavy duty fucking, pull out of her gaping vagina and immediately enter her gaping rectum. Since she is a lowly whore, she will expect this move as lovemaking's natural progression. But here's where you surprise the bitch: upon reaching climax, pull out once more and nut all over her back, but aim your shooting sperm arc so most of it gets in her stylish hairdo. As she contemplates the piss poor state of her life, you perform the coup de grace by shot gunning the Steel Reserve and pouring the undrinkable trickles on her cum gummed head. If and only if she really deserve this last part, then go ahead and: place one palm under her chin for leverage while smashing the empty can down on the top of her skull, thus crushing the can and whatever fleeting scraps of dignity she may have had left.
Hey I heard your slutty sister likes to get the Steely McMichaels, but she requests the skull can crunch! She must have suffered some trauma that links her arousal with pain and humiliation. Too bad.
by Alpha&Omega October 27, 2005
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Abbreviation for the word “skeleton”, commonly used in the hip hop/rap culture to describe a skeleton watch.
i.e. Patek Phillipe; Audemars Piguet; Rolex
i.e. Patek Phillipe; Audemars Piguet; Rolex
“Big boy Patek & it’s skelly.”- Quavo’s verse in “Ice Tray”.
“Nigga ball like DeRozen, AP skelly fully frozen.” -Lil Yachty’s verse in “Ice Tray”.
“Nigga ball like DeRozen, AP skelly fully frozen.” -Lil Yachty’s verse in “Ice Tray”.
by t-skellz13 January 23, 2018
Get the skelly mug.A word used to describe things or people that are generally gross. Appropriate when talking about things that are unclassy, greasy, unsanitary, and overall undesirable and nasty.
by wordsmaster November 3, 2012
Get the skeevy mug.by Smartie May 15, 2004
Get the skeezy mug.The name was coined to describe Arnold's (from the show Hey Arnold) grandpa, Phil, when he was a young boy playing chess. The term describes that Phil had nerves of steel. Today it is used to describe another boy named Phil that you all may know.
by Marbs September 24, 2008
Get the Steely Phil mug.A legend which gets passed along when the elder skeeny dies and the name gets passed down to the offspring which is next to be on the throne, these rare animals are dodgy so I suggest you stay at least 10 mars bars away.
Oi skeenydon wot u sayin bbs
by Skeenydon123 September 12, 2018
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