One who is a genius, but also spends most of their time in bed.
Smarter than everybody else they've ever met, but also lazier than all of them too.
Such is the burden of being a lazy savant.
Smarter than everybody else they've ever met, but also lazier than all of them too.
Such is the burden of being a lazy savant.
"That lazy savant guy on twitter just bested me in a battle of wits, as is his habit."
"I wish I was half as brilliant as that lazy savant guy."
"I wish I was half as brilliant as that lazy savant guy."
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Shivani is an amazing girl. She is very beautiful but think she is not. She loves her friends more than anything. Once she is dating you she will always have a degree of love for you. She always wants everyone happy except herself. She can be very defensive and always ready to fight. She is always very smart and wise and is usually stuck with hard decisions to make. But always chooses the best for her.
by YourMommaGay April 22, 2019
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Billy: "Man, those guys were going to steal your car outside the bar, but you kicked all three of their asses! Do you know karate?"
John: "I don't know anything, but when I'm drinking I'm a black belt. I'm like an alcoholic savant with bourbon in me."
John: "I don't know anything, but when I'm drinking I'm a black belt. I'm like an alcoholic savant with bourbon in me."
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Get the Shivani mug.a person of below average intelligence who possesses a sixth sense about women's breasts, often knowing specific personal details about them with a single glance at a fully clothed woman. In a 1987 Michigan State University study, one tidiot savant with an IQ of 83 was tested by looking at pictures of just the faces of the 50 Miss America contestants. He was able to give the exact breast size of 96% of the women, incorrectly guessing only Miss Alaska and Miss Hawaii, but was correct on all 48 contiguous states.
Jim: Why did you bring Nate along with us to the bar? He's such a doof.
Dave: Hey, man. Be cool. You'll see.
Nate: Ooohh. Ooohh.
Dave: What is it, little buddy?
Nate: At the door, brunette, natural 36C's, left one slightly larger than the right, not much, top hat nipples, medium areolas- again, left slightly larger, but just a tad.
Jim: She's smokin'!
--the next day--
Jim: Hey, Dave. That dumbass Nate was dead on about that chick's boobs. I had sex with her last night.
Dave: Damn right, he was dead on. That's because he's a titiot savant.
Dave: Hey, man. Be cool. You'll see.
Nate: Ooohh. Ooohh.
Dave: What is it, little buddy?
Nate: At the door, brunette, natural 36C's, left one slightly larger than the right, not much, top hat nipples, medium areolas- again, left slightly larger, but just a tad.
Jim: She's smokin'!
--the next day--
Jim: Hey, Dave. That dumbass Nate was dead on about that chick's boobs. I had sex with her last night.
Dave: Damn right, he was dead on. That's because he's a titiot savant.
by theinstigator December 15, 2013
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