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situational

noun. a degree of attractiveness that is strongly influenced by the relationship of the subject's looks compared to those in proximity.
"I am totally into Peg from accounting."
"Ugh."
"Ugh? She's totally hot!"
"Total situational man, if you saw her out a club, you wouldn't give her a second glance."
by They call me "The Kid" December 29, 2007
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The Situation

A well toned or ridiculously nice body part. Commonly refers, but not restricted to, the abdominal muscles.

A phrase and nickname coined by Michael Paul of MTV's "Jersey Shore", fame used to reference his own physical appearance.
Person 1: Ay, check out the ass on that girl

Person 2: Damn son! That's what we call, the situation.
by MarWash December 10, 2009
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Situation

A word used by people of questionable intellect to appear smart. As one of the larger of the commonly used English words, weighing in at a whopping four syllables, "situation" is a favorite go-to word for minorities during job interviews. Often pronounced sitch-ee-ation in this regard.
Employer: Tell me what you think you can offer this company?

Black lady: Well, I think this is a good situation for my current...uh...situation. I was in a similar situation, you know, in my previous employment ...situation...oh kaaaay?
by Poopy-face Tomato Nose February 21, 2013
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an on going situation

an on going situation — a masterful piece of urban understatement. To say that you have “an ongoing situation” is saying that the shit has hit the fan and there is neither an end to the shit in sight; nor, any sign of the fan failing to rotate.
The health department has to close the rid shack down until further notice. The vermin problem had become an on going situation.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023
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She’s a situation!

An overly exuberant verbal ejaculation used when a pulchritudinous beauty unexpectedly presents herself wearing clothing that simultaneously reveals and conceals exactly what she is workin with.

This is seldom perceived as a complement by the woman; yet, it is an absolutely true representation of how she makes a thirsty man feel.

You just have to embrace the cultural paradox here.
Daaaaaaaaaaaayuuuuummmmm!!!! She is 100% natural woman; not a bit of plastic! She’s a situation!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 21, 2022
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Ma Situation

MA BALLLSSS
Schlatt: "You ever heard of the ma situation?"
Ludwig: "The Ma?"
Schlatt: "Ma balls!"
by Skhizy October 19, 2020
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golden situation

1) unique/rare situation
2) appropriate/favorable situation
Am I actually a golden situation where I'm all alone with a girl?
by Marrryanx January 22, 2017
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