scissor bang

slang for a lesbian orgy

A group of lesbians partaking in scissor bang activities.

by scissorbang November 13, 2013

scissor twin

the act of two lesbians scissor twinning it having sex with their legs spread like 2 scissors

Look at those two bull dykes scissor twinning it!

by azgurll February 20, 2017

sisolation

A shortened and much more efficient method of saying self isolation.

I' ve got a bit of a cough, so I put myself into sisolation

by Jones the Steam April 5, 2020

Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock

Scissors cuts paper; Paper covers rock; Rock crushes lizard; Lizard poisons Spock; Spock smashes scissors; Scissors decapitates lizard; Lizard eats paper; Paper disproves Spock; Spock vaporizes rock; And as it always has- Rock crushes scissors.

During a demanding game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock, Arnold snarled, "DAMN IT! Somebody is going to have to choose something other than Spock for this to work!"

by thesquidge July 19, 2009

Edward Scissortoes

Edward Scissortoes describes someone's freakishly overgrown toenails. Not only do they look disgusting, they are highly dangerous. The most common injury from Edward Scissortoes occurs when two people get into bed, the one about to be injured is unaware of the danger lurking under the covers. Then, in an attempt at affection, the offender (Mr. Edward Scissortoes) rubs his foot along his partners leg and leaves a gaping gash. A good indication that someone may have Edward Scissortoes is 1. If they never take there socks off without the lights off 2. They already have poor hygeine 3. You notice odd holes at the ends of your partners socks while doing laundry.

Woman: Lets go to bed.

Man: Okay, turn the lights off so I can get undressed.

Woman: I love you.

Man: I lov.....

Woman: WTF, You just sliced my leg open!

Man: Sorry, I didn't know how to tell you I have Edward Scissortoes.

Woman: Well, we're taking you to the Farrier tomorrow.

(A Farrier is someone who grooms horse hoofs)

by Mitchellar31 March 19, 2010

sassone

A charismatic woman, her energy can light up the room and attract lots of attention. She is a free-spirit and down to Earth woman. Sassone is a business woman and have leadership tendencies to promote human welfare. She has the potential to take on any challenge that comes her way. She is a humble being and very passionate in everything she does. She is also confident in her every move.

By her power to be a leader, I can tell she is Sassone.

by Sassone Que February 16, 2021

Sinson

When you start dating a guy and he’s the biggest bitch ass you’ve ever met in your life. He’s an emo little bastard that has never touched a women in his entire life. He doesn’t wash his nasty ass toes and he has a hard time growing them correctly. If you went to the morgue you might find his lookalike.

I went out with this guy and he was a total sinson. He would rather have brother time then hang with a human women. Steer clear of that sinson.

by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022