city sasquatch

A bigfoot who has moved into urban territory. (also see Urban Saquatch)

Me: "I just saw an 9 ft. tall guy covered in hair run out from behind that dumpster and into the park."

Friend: "You probably just saw a city sasquatch."

by O. Percent September 10, 2014

Sasqualien

A combination of a sasquatch and an alien. This creature has the big head and big eyes of an alien,it also has the body and the hair of a sasquatch. It drives a Ford Taurus Wagon with 18 inch chrome-dialed rims. This Creature also carries around an abyssal whip made from it's home planet, Orthon. When you get whipped by it you turn rabid and obtain pneumonia. This deadly ,mysterious creature lives in woods near redwood trees,usually in Iowa. If you see one dont make eye contact because it has poisonous laser vision and will shine it's lasers on yours and you will be blinded. What you want to do is yodel with your eyes closed and hop up and down on one foot. That scares them the most. There are only 69 Sasqualiens left in the species. Be careful!

Oh my god, I just saw a sasqualien. It looked mad because I just scratched is vehicle. Here he comes,I'm dead.

by Bob Berson January 8, 2007

Sasquatching

Sasquatching is to do nothing with your day because you deserve it!
To be cosy, relaxed and chilled out on a weekend with no plans.
The ideal Sasquatch; watch tv/read, stay in pyjamas/bed eat lots of food and nap

“Say, Mike, what are your plans for the weekend?”

“Oh you know me... I’ll be in the house, Sasquatching”

by Tru_definition November 10, 2018

sasquatch

A useless worker who never shows up at work but still collects a paycheck. Now and then there are rumors around the office of an actual sighting, but many of the co-workers have never actually seen this person.

Anyone seen the sasquatch this week?

by The Chode February 1, 2005

messin' with sasquatch

The series of Jack Link's beef jerky commercials featuring foolhardy groups of young adults toying with Sasquatch. Said toying almost always ends with the throwing/beating of a member of the group by Sasquatch.

Jack Link's Beef Jerky presents: Messin' with Sasquatch.

Heeeey wanna ride? It's ok. ..Sasquatch approaches car and driver subsequently drives off.. Sorrrrry. We're sorry. ..Repeats.. Sasquatch busts window and throws passenger.

Feed your wild side.

by BobWeaver December 8, 2007

sasquatch

A female with an excessive amount of pubic hair.

Damn you've got a hairy pussy! You got sasquatch living between your legs, bitch?

by JohnstonGuy August 28, 2005

Billingsgate Sasquatch

Isn't it that one guy that played Sherlock Holmes?

Friend 1: Have you seen the new Sherlock TV show?
Friend 2: You mean the one with Billingsgate Sasquatch?
Friend 1: Yeah that one!

by Fugginballsnibba January 6, 2020