silly little goober

used to represent silly little guys

My pet cat is a silly little goober

by Numberline June 13, 2023

Silly Simple

A person (typically a girl) who embodies the image of a dumb blonde. They say stupid things and dress up like sluts to go out to the bar, where they bring no money and get drunk from 3 drinks bought for them by brown guido men. They are typically liberal arts majors.

Girl - "Why do some cars have a third gas pedal?"

Guy - "........ silly simple"

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Guy#1 - "Poor girl didn't bring any money, so I bought her a drink"

Guy#2 - "Dude, she's silly simple as fuck"

by MuttButt December 15, 2011

salty chip

A salty chip is when a male is not adequately hydrated, and has consensual sex with a woman. Just before he reaches sweet, sweet climax, he pulls his unprotected phallus out of her vagina and sprays ejaculate over her body. This semen is quite salty, due to the dehydration the male is experiencing. After it dries on her body, the salty ejaculate is eaten by both the male and female as a tasty treat to be enjoyed after wonderful intercourse.

*pulls up to the car in front of him at a Chiles to-go pick up station*
"Excuse me young lady, your sensual features have caused me to regret wearing joggers today, as I am visibly aroused. Would you like to share a salty chip with me?"
*woman looks on him with sudden recognition*
"Dad?" She exclaims.

by themaskedrider July 8, 2017

Salty seamen

A bunch of gay-ass sailor boys who can't keep their fucking hands off you!

Dad: how did you sleep last night Hermann?
Son: not great dad I had to fight off salty seamen all night!

by Banana Hammie October 28, 2019

salty southern

After you cum inside of a vagina and then proceed to go down on her.

Man, I gave my girlfriend a salty southern last night and it was surprisingly nice.

by Dice Collins JJ November 22, 2021

Salty Skrelp

Salty Skrelp is cum that smells or tastes like the Ocean.

Guy 1: A shit man my girlfriend says shes not going down on me anymore.
Guy 2: Why's that?
Guy 1: I've got salty skrelp from all the seafood.

by ProfessorOaksCloset December 7, 2022

silly goober

A Silly Goober is someone who is acting incredibly Silly while also being joyful and charming. It can also be used as Silly Little Goober, meaning that the person being called a Silly Goober is short.

"HAHA, you're such a silly goober!!" "what a silly little goober!"

by seyvennn July 19, 2023