Schadenfreude

Watching a vegetarian being told she just ate chicken

Or watching a frat boy realize just what he put his dick in

Being on the elevator when somebody shouts "Hold the door!"

Straight-A students getting Bs

Exes getting STDs

Waking doormen from their naps

Watching tourists reading maps

Football players getting tackled

CEOs getting shackled

Watching actors never reach the ending of their oscar speech!

"Fuck you lady, that's what stairs are for!"

by Luke Wehner June 23, 2004

SHAD soldier

A disparaging term for reserve/part time/militia military members used in the CANADIAN forces.

Stands for "Saturday's Holidays and After Dinner " soldiers.

Jeezus, we dont have the SHAD soldier with us again to do we?

Oh, you're not a SHAD soldier are you?

by Random ex army guy September 7, 2019

shad-moment

Said to identify or mock someone who switches religious and/or political views constantly.

Person 1: "Yo, did you hear about John recently? He changed from supporting an extremist movement while being a traditionalist religious person to a progressive liberal!"

Person 2: "Oh man, I didn't know about that. Sounds like a shad-moment"

by Abby Layth February 20, 2022

shadaaaaaaaaap

Shut the hell up. No more.

Shadaaaaaaaaap Senor Bush - quit your lies!

by tEEns May 14, 2005

Schadenfreude

1) taking pleasure in other people's pain

Taylor: Schadenfreude, Kanye!

by Yasmine1427 April 20, 2010

schadenfreude

The joy one feels when bad things happen to other people.

or

The act of deriving pleasure from someone else's misfortune.

Orgin = German: Schaden, damage (from Middle High German schade, from Old High German scado) + Freude, joy (from Middle High German vreude, from Old High German frewida, from fr, happy).

An sense of schadenfreude came over me as I watched a Chevy Suburban with a "W" bumpersticker pull into a gas station advertising $3.89 per gallon.

by Stevo B May 13, 2006

Schaden-schämen

Compound word from schadenfreude - malicious joy, and fremdschämen - vicariously embarrassed by someone else.

To be embarrassed for a total stranger, whilst feeling maliciously happy that they're embarrassing themselves.

Watching American Idol: "OMG, look at that girl fail. I've got so much schaden-schämen going on right now".

by PseudoGerman November 6, 2011