Silent Sideways is the position you utilize when you need to have quiet, inconspicuous sex and the couple lies on their sides with the man behind the woman to have sex.
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That time I was in the back of the tour van and we covered ourselves up with a blanket and had sex Silent Sideways style so that no one in the van knew what we were doing.
That time my boyfriend and I were visiting my grandmother and really needed to have sex.
That time my boyfriend and I were visiting my grandmother and really needed to have sex.
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Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday : an exclamatory phrase indicating great surprise and digsut, simultaneously.
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In shock due to utter disrespect.
In shock due to utter disrespect.
" man you didnt do to well that time"
"Well fuck me sideways with a lunchbox, i made it to the last level man."
"Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings. I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone (21). Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come from?" -- Ethan Albright to John Madden regarding him beong the lowest rated player in madden.
"Well fuck me sideways with a lunchbox, i made it to the last level man."
"Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings. I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone (21). Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come from?" -- Ethan Albright to John Madden regarding him beong the lowest rated player in madden.
by kws53 May 13, 2011
Get the Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox mug.Gay. Known from the world of hobowars. Is when the East, South, and West sides war against each other. Complaining about not winning sidewars on the boards is not advised, and will often result in support from n00bs and flames.
n00b: he south side. Everyone attack people under your level. Stop losing. Don't sell sluts/rapes. Win your fights.
Other n00b: Because Most of the East Side Hobo's as of RIGHT NOW are at a Low Level, averaging at Levels 2 to 5, they are right there for the picking :)
Not n00b: Listen up, retard, and learn something before you make another retarded post about killing some other side, because the following statements are proven scientific facts:
NOBODY CARES ABOUT SIDEWARS. SIDEWARS IS GAY. I FUCKED YOUR MOM IN THE ASS
Now kindly shut the fuck up and GTFO of this board.
Other n00b: Because Most of the East Side Hobo's as of RIGHT NOW are at a Low Level, averaging at Levels 2 to 5, they are right there for the picking :)
Not n00b: Listen up, retard, and learn something before you make another retarded post about killing some other side, because the following statements are proven scientific facts:
NOBODY CARES ABOUT SIDEWARS. SIDEWARS IS GAY. I FUCKED YOUR MOM IN THE ASS
Now kindly shut the fuck up and GTFO of this board.
by ƒlip July 1, 2008
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a) One is in a difficult situation.
b) Has heard something unbelieveable or shocking.
c) Has hurt themselves.
An extended Australian version: "Fuck me sideways with a Yabbi Pump!" (Yabbi Pump: Suction device used to pump Yabbis from the sand)
a) One is in a difficult situation.
b) Has heard something unbelieveable or shocking.
c) Has hurt themselves.
An extended Australian version: "Fuck me sideways with a Yabbi Pump!" (Yabbi Pump: Suction device used to pump Yabbis from the sand)
Examples:
a) "Fuck me sideways, wrong hole!"
b) "I just won a million dollars!" "Well fuck me sideways!"
c) (*Slams toe into wall*) "Fuck me sideways that hurt!"
"I just rooted a Kangaroo!" "Fuck me sideways with a Yabbi Pump!"
a) "Fuck me sideways, wrong hole!"
b) "I just won a million dollars!" "Well fuck me sideways!"
c) (*Slams toe into wall*) "Fuck me sideways that hurt!"
"I just rooted a Kangaroo!" "Fuck me sideways with a Yabbi Pump!"
by fun_afta_dark January 14, 2006
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