shwank

To screw up miserably. Derived from "shank," which is a less dramatic screw up.

I left my cellphone at that ugly girl's house- such a shwank

by Shwanker April 26, 2003

shwank

1)the act of doing something profound to someone

2)similar to cool

3)similiar to not so cool

4) a term made up by some looser in saskatoon, saskatchewan

1) OMFG! HE JUST SHWANKED YOU!

2) that was shwank

3)that was shwank

4) that was shwank

by carly February 11, 2004

ShWank

A cross between Shit & Wank !!

ShWank....

Fuck me boys that Curry was ShWank !!

by Barry Bab May 25, 2005

shwank

A cross between Shit & Wank !!
When you think somthing is crap, This is the perfect word to say about it.

"What did you think of that new club mate? "

To be honest mate it was ShWank !!

by Boss 69 May 26, 2005

shwank

Like shagging but without penetration, using other body parts of partner to masturbate.

I shwanked her butt cheeks!

by Dave Rimmer February 3, 2004

shwank

smell like BO

damn you shwank.... take a shower!

by Hilary and Jade April 4, 2003

Shwank that Justin boy

When your roommate spends 30+ minutes in the shower masturbating.

I've been waiting on my roommate to go to lunch, but he's shwank that Justin boy for over half an hour.

by the Sleuth June 10, 2009