They are usually the class clown
They know how to put a smile on someone's face no matter what
They are the life of the party even when there isn't on
Everyone needs one in their life
Their flaw might be that they don't know when the joke ends
But everyone still loves them
They are the difference between having everything and having nothing
Knowing one of these people can change your life for the better.
They know how to put a smile on someone's face no matter what
They are the life of the party even when there isn't on
Everyone needs one in their life
Their flaw might be that they don't know when the joke ends
But everyone still loves them
They are the difference between having everything and having nothing
Knowing one of these people can change your life for the better.
"He is such a Shaumik"
by thecoolestpersoneverlawlz December 7, 2012
Get the Shaumik mug.1. A woman of negotiable services of intimacy (see prostitute)
2. The sound believed by renowned theoretical physicists to be made when a particularly fat person (say, 250 lbs.+) is running with a box containing a large sponge cake (the cake must be sponge for the desired effect) then drops said cake box in their haste and, due to their unwieldly momentum, runs over the box. The 'shrumple' in question occurs right at the moment of impact between their foot and the top of the box, then continues for several milliseconds as they inevitably crush the cake itself underfoot. the ensuing panting and swearing on the fat individuals behalf is not included in the sound.
2. The sound believed by renowned theoretical physicists to be made when a particularly fat person (say, 250 lbs.+) is running with a box containing a large sponge cake (the cake must be sponge for the desired effect) then drops said cake box in their haste and, due to their unwieldly momentum, runs over the box. The 'shrumple' in question occurs right at the moment of impact between their foot and the top of the box, then continues for several milliseconds as they inevitably crush the cake itself underfoot. the ensuing panting and swearing on the fat individuals behalf is not included in the sound.
Thomas, the neighbourhood fat boy, was running gleefully with his newly bought cake in great expectance of eating it when, all of a sudden, the butter stains on his hands caused him to lose his hold on the box, which he jiggled over top of with a loud 'shrumple'.
simon ackwayus laughed at the fatty with the butter stains
simon ackwayus laughed at the fatty with the butter stains
by Simon Ackwayus December 28, 2005
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Get the shmumbling mug.The word Oprah Winfrey made up a long time ago to describe slumpy housewives, the types that are wearing the same sweats they wore yesterday and the day before. They usually have more than one child and are running around non stop and have been totally worn out and given up on how they look.
by Megan Dickinson February 23, 2008
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Get the shlumpy mug.A buttery and Delicious delicacy from the Country of Stein. The Shrump is a shrimp that looks like Donald Trumps face.
by Alex Squegg December 9, 2016
Get the Shrump mug.Shtum is closely related to the German word "stumm". Both wordsmean not to say anything. There is no correlation between "dumb" and shtum, as dumb (or dumm in German" has it roots in "not knowing".
The witness remained shtum
by Karl from Oz April 13, 2006
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