shlob

The act of giving a blow job.
Also can refer to the ejaculate resulting from a blow job.
The act of sucking dick.

1. Shlob on my knob BITCH!!!
2. I shlobbed all over them titties.
3. She is shlobbing on my nuts right now.

by N-Kon April 7, 2007

shob

an event or thing that is or was tight or sharp. adapted from sharp, which became shipe, and then shob.

"damn, them shoes is shob."
"we by the club tonight." "that's shob."
"my stable shob, yaheard?"

by uptown panda April 10, 2008

shnob

a fucking mean, snot of a person

why do you always have to be a shnob!

by joey January 25, 2004

Pineapple Shnobler

When you and a friend are sitting on a bed and a naked 427 pound Korean woman walks into the room with pineapples taped to her thighs and commences a lap dance on both of you at the same time

Me and Nawty got a pineapple shnobler this weekend from Mrs. Lin next door.

by NawtyDeath August 10, 2012

D-D-D-Scroblo

An Asian attempting to say "You have to make it a global variable."

Jack: Dang it!
Ming: What is wrong?
Jack: This function isn't working. It says the variable isn't defined.
Ming: D-D-D-Scroblo!
Alex: Sliding Skelly.
Jack: Bacon

by Skateboarding Skelly July 2, 2009

Shnobel

Shnobel is a Yiddish word that means "a humongous (often cricked) nose".

This hairy Jewish guy's nose is so huge it deserves a Shnobel Prize.

What happens when a Jew with and erection walks into a wall? He breaks his Shnobel.

"As an animal is inferior to God, so is your nose inferior to my Shnobel!"
- Descartes to young Newton

by Shnobel January 20, 2009

scrobble

What the fuck is a scrobble? A scrobble is a made up word meant to mean "listeners" or "replays" in the last.fm music streaming app. Why scrobbles? Nobody fucking knows. It's a scrobble damnit.

Jenny: "I just got fourteen scrobbles last week"
Jack: "What the fuck is a scrobble?"
Jenny: "Im famous, bitch."

by andrewball February 7, 2018