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Showerbater

I caught my horny boyfriend showerbating yesterday that filthy showerbater
by Liquidrobot October 27, 2017
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golden oldie showers

watching an old woman piss herself in front of you
Im in a queue in hmv and doris looses control of her bladder, hmmm im hard with those golden oldie showers.
by bouncyb October 18, 2008
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showermangoolie

when something is so good, no other words can't discribe it
that T-Shirt is showermangoolie blud!!!!
by krunchie dj August 27, 2007
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200 dudes, 4 showers

A loose term used to describe prison life. Used sarcastically like: WTF, how do you think prison life was.
Q: Dude, how was the pen?

A: 200 dudes, 4 showers
by rscowboy June 25, 2010
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showerjack

v. when, in a college dormitory bathroom or other communal restroom facility, all of the shower stalls are occupied, and an individual who is short on time (or manners) strips off his clothes and runs into a random stall, gleefully yelling, "showerjack!" and forcing the former occupant out.

n. an instance of the above maneuver.
1) "Showerjack!!"
"Dude!? What the %^&* is wrong with you?"

2) "That was a nasty showerjack; I'm going to go soak his underwear in capsaicin."
by Greevey McSeamus October 17, 2008
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T'Showers

A mythical creature that during the 1700's, in colonial America, that would lure male teenagers into its cave during a rain storm with promises to give them knowledge of plants, and procede to torture and eat them.

In 1776 while fighting the british, Twp militia men, James R. Higgins III & Captain Brian Andrew Jacobs discovered a abandoned cave in Maryland filled with bones and articles of men's clohing.

T'Showers is said to appear every 50 years as a High School Biology Teacher due to her love of plants and fresh testostrone.

Cherries were thought to be a repelent.
When It begins to rain and I walk through the woods I run for I do not wish to be approached by T'Showers.

"Yo Nate, I Think our bio teacher is T'Showers."
"Dude, I need to go buy some cherries then!"
by piratehooker69 May 14, 2008
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Showerslam

To chug an entire bottle (750 ml) in the shower. Could be partaken individually but suggested to be taken with someone else.

Suggested bottle: wine
Hailey: What are you up to?

Jane: About to showerslam a bottle real quick, then going to dinner.
by fugazzi21 September 23, 2018
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