shower

When someone is spitting while they're talking.

Maggie: Jsjskidksjdndsjslwh....
Anna: Dude, calm down you showered me.

by yanaxvi December 14, 2015

Shower

Term used for masturbation when the actual word is unsuitable, such as in public or over text message

"im so bored, theres nothing to do"
"i think you should go take a shower"

"OMG, i just had the most amazing shower, i can't wait to do it again"

"That shower made me so wet"

by showergirl2 October 6, 2012

Shower

Girls typically use this as an excuse to masturbate without others knowing, especially over text

Guy: Wyd?
Girl: I'm about to get in the shower
Guy: Didn't you take one last night?
Girl: yeah but, idk, I just feel like a shower would be nice lol

by BueenQitch April 20, 2018

shower

water pouring down in order to bathe yourself

"I'm so dirty I'm going to take a shower."

by nicole August 7, 2003

shower

a seethrough pleasure chamber where water comes out of the ceiling. a place for no more or less than two bears to have slidey cuddley kissy sexy sexy funtimes.

nillabear and chocobear will be having many showers this weekend.

by chocobear January 14, 2010

Shower

The place where you can't tell the difference of water and tears

I take showers to hide my depression

by Dude I suck at life April 9, 2017

Showering

When having a shower. It’s short for “I’m going to have a shower” or “ I’m having a shower” easier and most simplest way to say your using the shower.

Person a: opens bathroom door
Person b: get out I’m Showering!!

by Picasson December 7, 2020