Shortbread

A white female. Women in rap songs have been referred to as "Shorty" and Caucasian people have been referred to as "Crackers". Shortbread cookies are white feminine cookies. Therefore a white woman would be referred to as Shortbread.

Dude, did you see the legs on that shortbread?

by Greeneyedshortbread January 30, 2017

Lazy Shortbread

A withered flaccid penis possibly but not necessarily coupled with an inability to gain an erection.

Referencing the genitalia of older men, often seen within cheap cafe's ordering tea and biscuits, due to the cheap deals that OAP's search out, the shortbread will undoubtedly be without design ergo "lazily" made.

"Dude I was about to fuck her but all of a sudden I went lazy shortbread."

"It's too cold out here, I'm stocking more lazy shortbread than a Salvation Army Coffee morning"

by MightyMurloc January 7, 2012

angry showerhead

when your man pisses you off because he can't get you off and you take it out on the shower head...then smile with content/lv

omg!! thanks to my boyfriend i had an angry showerhead moment!

by luisa v August 28, 2008

shortbreading

The exchange of women's underwear via the open windows of two adjacent cars, driven by like-minded couples.

"I took the wife shortbreading last night, got ourselves a lovely G-string for our troubles"

by Peter the Shortbreader December 29, 2007

showerhead

when you urinate and the stream comes out like a spray instead of a straight stream, similar to a showerhead

I had a showerhead this morning

by Billiam Beaver July 17, 2017

shortbreading

The practice of passing cars to exchange underwear via adjacent windows.

The Ka passed the Punto in the night and the briefest flash of colour was seen as the panties passed hands, driver to driver, as their partners sat in the passenger seat waiting for their new attire that tonights shortbreading would bring.

by -=D=- January 6, 2008

shawbrea

A beautiful young lady who have beauty inside and out her smile is the first thing you'll notice , she has multiple personalities, very intense and can make anyone smile . She's a young lady who is outgoing and very fun. A good girl to wife. Very unique and intelligent. Can be very bossy

Wow! I never met someone who can make me happy like Shawbrea.

by babygirl_xoxo December 23, 2014