Jersey Shorgasm

1. When one is watching jersey shore and get aroused.
2. If you see something funny on jersey shore, or you see a sneak peak of the next episode and you freak out and jump around.

3. When you full out fist pump, and throw your hands in the air, when some crazy stuff goes down, or a person gets PUNCHED.
VERB.

Michael: Yo, brandon were you watching Jersey Shore last night?
Brandon: Yea, dude did you see Snickers get punched?
Michael: Yea, Bro I had a Jersey Shorgasm!

by FELDMANNN January 14, 2010

Shortarse

A person who is short in stature and is a complete and utter ARSE!

See Nick Williams for an example.

by Mousels January 6, 2005

Shortarm

Pulling your hand inside of your sleeve, and then using that hand to hold a cold beer in order to prevent said hand from getting cold. The result is one arm appearing shorter than the other.

"Hey Phil do you have a can koozie? My beer is way too cold to hold bare handed."

"Why don't you just shortarm your beer?"

"Thanks. This works great!"

by kingdomcome50 April 10, 2010

shogoat

1. a bloke who tends to have a nice ginger milf

2. a guy who uses his grandma for a hoover

3. a man who has sex with his sister on a monthly basis

4. a pedophile who eats cats

oh no, look at that hairy shogoat in the shed with his sister

by gemmavohet45 December 10, 2010

Shortafacation

The process in wich you make a word shorter

The student asked the teacher if ECT was the correct shortafacation for etcetera.

by KaitlynAnnSponcer February 23, 2011

Shornado

When you get onto a chair that can spin 360 degrees with your ass hanging out and you fart as you are spinning around like a tornado.

Oh man, going out for lunch at Chinese was a bad idea. I hear there is an expected Shornado in Ontario County today!

by Josh FlyFisher December 23, 2011

shorta

Shorta is often used as slang for "Police".

Whatch out, shorta, shorta!

by MEBL February 27, 2017