Horse Shoeing

Similar to playing regular horse shoes except the bar is a mans erect penis.

Man 1 "Ah my dick hurts man" Man 2 "Why? what happened?" Man 1 "Me and Jessica were horse shoeing last night and let's just say she's good at it"

by Dildo McPoopenstein November 29, 2011

shardling

the upgraded version of a bag whore

What a freaking shardling...smoking up all my shit, then leaving!

by tylerfield85 November 27, 2012

shoveling shit into the tide

To work hard for something with no final benefit or that will leave you worse off.

If you shovel shit into the tide, it's just going to wash it all back up onto your feet.

My car broke down again, and I'm not sure if I will get it fixed. I feel like I'm shoveling shit into the tide.

by Crazy Eyes H. Squeeze October 2, 2004

Shoreline

Houston/Galveston strain of weed. very potent so many crystals you can see your reflection in the weed. bought for 130-140 a quarter ounce unless you know the grower. will make an entire room smell in seconds

this shoreline is dank

by shoreline January 2, 2009

shreking

taking it up the butt; anal sex


originated from taking it up the butt while watching shrek

Joe: The sex is getting boring, let's start shreking!

by jelkss January 16, 2009

shoreline

Really crappy city just north of Seattle. Split into two halves by the freeway, Shoreline is an underdeveloped, boring, shitbox that tortures teenagers with its boring-ness. The only pleasant part is Richmond Beach, because thats the most up and coming area. To do anything, people have to brave the traffic to Seattle, because there isn't any public transportation. The school district used to be good, but now is in a horrible deficit, and filled with crappy teachers and corrupt administration.

"I live in Shoreline"

"You mean Seattle?"

"No, Shoreline, its North of Seattle."

"you mean Edmonds?"

"No, Shoreline, its in between those two!"

"Oh! You mean Shitbox-ville. that place is boring man!"

by piuavdsidsndndnd April 3, 2008

Shoaling

Pulling in front of other cyclists at an intersection instead of lining up behind them. Considered a major fau pas.

That roadie was shoaling me, so I sucked his wheel all the way up the hill.

by sillygolem October 15, 2011