shooked

You were surprised and shaken up, but suddenly, all in a moment

The Blue Heron walked by my sliding glass window and I was shooked.

by Boback and Michelle April 22, 2004

getting your beans scooped out

When clumps of feces, sometimes bean shaped, cling to the male's penis during anal sex.

What are you doing tonight girl?

I'm going to let my boyfriend put it in my butt.

You're getting your beans scooped out? Girl, you nasty!

by McFunkerson December 5, 2012

scooped

To be extremely intoxicated. Originating from the Cambusbarron area of Scotland.

"Whit, a wiz fuckin scooped last nite likes, dropped ma phone dug shite then whitied."

by smik2 January 24, 2009

scooped

to be absolutley wankered(drunk out of your mind)

Nathan:Maaaan we should get bare scooped lioke
Alex:Definatley
Charlotte:No doubt
Kat:bosh
Toby:nice work Nathan, lets get scooped, safe.

by bare sly lesbian lovers August 1, 2009

shopped

When an image is altered by an image manipulation program such as Adobe Photoshop (from where the adjective is derived), it is said to be shopped. This usually has the connotation that the subject matter is impossible or unrealistic, such as unusually sized mammaries or unexpected phalluses.

http://tinyurl.com/332gcm

This is shopped. I can tell by the pixels and the fact that I have done many shops in my time.

by Innominate December 31, 2008

shopped

1. American Slang: "Shopped", or "Photoshopped",

a past-tense verb meaning 'to edit an image': To use 'image manipulation software' which is regularly used by

photographers to enhance pictures (i.e airbrushing model's photos to make them look better)

2. British Slang: To tell on/tell over/rat out some-one (see: grass, snitch, rat)

1. "That picture was definitely shopped. Her boobs aren't that big in real life!!"

2. "A woman shopped her brother to the police after seeing a social media picture of a man stealing a charity box which she recognised as him".

by xiandrii December 16, 2017

swooped on

When something you are using or own is stolen/taken when you are not looking. Comes from how animals, mostly birds of prey will swoop in and kill/pick up prey or take stuff that is lying around to eat and/or make a nest out of.

Person 1 "Where are those magazines I was reading before I went to the bathroom?"

Person 2 "They got swooped on by John a few minutes ago."

by IceWarm March 15, 2006