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shomit

The substance made when dogs (or anyone I guess) eat shit and then procede to vomit or thow it up all over the place.
Dude your dog just shomit on the carpet!
by Karl June 8, 2004
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Shomit

An Indian guy who is totally awesome, extremely smart, scorching hot, likes using 'shit' metaphors, makes you laugh and makes you believe in guys and happiness again. CAUTION: He WILL blow you mind.
Girl 1: Dude, my boyfriend is so awesome!
Girl 2: Wow! You're dating a Shomit!
by atikna June 24, 2010
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shomit

A liquidy substance comprised of fecal matter(shit) and vomit. Generally this substance will be collected in a bucket, sealed, and allowed to ferment over a time of no less than 3 months.
One of these days that girl is going to piss me off so bad that I'm going to splatter a giant bucket of shomit all over her down comforter and the interior of her car.
by Anty Dizzle January 26, 2009
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shoobit

a fat deposit that sits above your ass
Those exercises will help reduce your (shoobit).
by shrayz August 25, 2014
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Shomit

"I don't know what Bill in accounting ate last night but the entire 3rd floor now smells like shomit!"
by Professor Heinstein April 13, 2009
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shomit

How people who speak ebonics (negroes) say "Show me it"
What chu got therre? Shomit!
by mai June 10, 2004
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shomit

The undetermined fluid that could be shit or vomit. A found puddle of human waste.
The janitor hated his job from day one. Mostly because it was his job to clean the shomit off the floor.
by cbergie November 17, 2009
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