Shoehorning 

The act of inserting someone else's foot into your body cavity, normally the anus or vagina, for the purpose of stimulation and, eventually, climax.

I woke up and I couldn't move my legs. The guy from last night had woken up before me and was shoehorning me. After a couple minutes, he came on my shin, then left my apartment.

Shoehorning by TheVirtualTaco September 1, 2012

Shoehorn

Cute in a retro dorky way.

The bartender is a total shoehorn.

Shoehorn by Nerdium September 17, 2016

Shoehorn

When you are super-wasted and have to lead your semi-flaccid penis into a vagina with your pointer and middle fingers just like a shoehorn would fit your foot into a shoe.

Tommy: Bro, I barely got it in. She was so fuckin' hot! She needed it, but I was shitfaced as usual.
Kevin: So, you shoehorn'd her?
Tommy: Yes
Kevin: Creepy, Well?
Tommy: Well, that got it started. Still didn't perform. But, at the end of the day I can still say I fucked her. So...
Kevin: So who was it?
Tommy: You're mom!

Shoehorn by Carl Sackrider June 23, 2020

Shoehorn

Shoehorning is the act of using your mates cock to slide yours into the same hole of another person

Tom: Did you hear Sam wanted me to shoehorn with him and his girlfriend?
Harry: Wow! Who thinks of that kind of stuff?

Shoehorn by imad666 May 31, 2021

shoehornman

Used to talk to someone named shoehornman nigger phallus

“Oh look at that shoehornman nigger phallus”

shoehornman by ok., February 17, 2025

Dominican Shoehorn 

When you're having intercourse with a woman in a hammock and your dangus gets all twisted and caught up therefore having to pry it out with coconut skins.

Although I wasn't in the Dominican Republic, I sure did Dominican shoehorn the shit out of that cocktail waitress.

Dominican Shoehorn by Macdeez August 21, 2013

Alabaster Shoehorn 

The clean nature of your foot or shoe before shoehorning another person.

"I had an alabaster shoehorn, but after I shoehorned Jamie's vag, I gotta wash my shoe"

Alabaster Shoehorn by ODRagnar375 October 18, 2018