Stocktard

Those people who are panic buying toilet rills, canned food, soap, anything they can get their dumbass hands on because they think that it will make them immune from illness. Also seen never washing their hands, and coughing on doorhandles, these cave dwellers are the reason sneezeguards exist.

If you have more than double the usual amount of toilet roll youd usually have at home, you might be a stocktard. currently theres no cure for stocktarditis, but scientists are working on it. In the meantime, please fuck off.

"For fucks sake karen you don't need another jumbo pack of toilet roll, you need to teach your anti-vaxx kids how to wash their damn hands, you goddamn stocktard!"

by Deep fried bat anus March 18, 2020

Spocktard

A person who thinks they are incredibly clever that are in fact really quite stupid.

God, that Brent guy's being such a Spocktard today and he doesn't even know it!

by xxtigxx October 10, 2018

shankstard

the smartest people to ever exist on planet earth

That shankstard is so sexy and attractive, I bet he gets a lot of bitches

by shankstard October 23, 2022

Shocktavio

A feeling of extreme shock, To be extremelely shocked

"OH MY GOD I feel so shocktavio!!!!!"

by Octavio Gamboa January 31, 2008

shocktart

This is when you have dirty anal sex with some slut and then shove your nasty fallice in her mouth...the result is similar to when you ate shocktarts as a kid and your cheeks pucker in as well as her mouth.

yo I pulled a shocktart on this chick, you should have seen her when she was done she looked like Renee Zellweger

by BrooklynBrett September 27, 2007

Shocktamus Prime

1. The act of transforming ones fingers into a method of masterbation.

2. When one is President of Debate Club, Captain of Swimming, and has all A's.

1. I'm going to pull a little Shocktamus Prime, she'll be moaning in no time.

2. Wow your a total cock sucking nerd, You swim but still are captain of Debate. How Perverse!!!

by Pussy muncher December 18, 2008

Shockscare

A Shockscare is the basic wimp out scare used in horror movies and haunted houses, so as to not actually work for a scare. Typically this scare will cause audience members to shriek and/or jump.

1.A clown pops out of nowhere.

2.A zombie popping out of nowhere.

I.e. "That movie wasn't scary at all just a bunch of shockscares after another!"

by Tixetotheexit May 31, 2007