shlonkered

When you are completely stoned or drunk to a point you believe you are in a dream state.

"Dude are you ok?"
"Yeah, don't worry I'm about to wake up."
"You're completely shlonkered man. Hahaha!"

by Trollmonkey September 17, 2014

fer schnockered

When you have drank an insane amount of alcohol and are extremely drunk!

I was so fer schnockered I don't even remember how I got home!!!

by K Lou October 28, 2008

Snookerd

Snookerd - A Term to express being Drunk/smashed/annihlated/ wasted

Snookerd is a term used to express deep deep Alcohol paralysis..

T-Dog: ooooo man i think i have had to much to drink
A-Dog: ooooo moiiiteee im so snookerd right now

by ooo yeaa boiiii February 27, 2011

shookened

Past tense for shook

I'm so ugly I'm shookened

by jeuwbeylineshiensha March 15, 2018

schnockered

of jewish decent, to be drunk as marie after many a shot

marie is totally schnockered

by ken January 30, 2005

snookered

Up shit creek without a paddle.

by MoonKnight November 30, 2002

snockered

a 'Hollowayism' - derived from thought process occuring when said Holloway-scientist-type brain becomes blurry thru exposure to alcohol and sleep deprivation. Also used to describe face of said scientist once he'd 'snockered' himself.

Holloway would have made it home in time for tea but being 'snockered', had fallen asleep with face on desk. As usual this led to face having imprint of calculator for rest of evening. Such unbecoming appearance was due to having 'snockered himself'

by d f December 16, 2003