shming

a collection of unwanted matter anywhere unwanted matter can be found.

Dude, you've got some shming on your lip.

by JarretH40 December 14, 2008

Shaying

The act of posing for a photo or video while making sure that your alcoholic beverage is clearly visible.

person 1: "OMG, she was totally shaying on her snapchat story"
person 2: "Yeah I know right, what a sad case"

by Homelessness November 4, 2017

Shming

Another word for penis, usually used in the north parts of chicago

Eric, you suck shming.

Mason is a shming lover.

Mr.Koff hates that we use the word shming.

by ShmingGod November 28, 2017

Shmingled

Ever get so wasted that words can't describe your state of mind? That's being shmingled.

friend - man timmy, you look wasted dude!
timmy - dude, I'm !@#$in' shmingled...

by mr.dudeson February 5, 2009

shmingehorn

a furious dishevelled homeless looking person, with wild unkempt hair and also someone who is partial to vast quantities of beak

look at that guy there he,s a right shmingehorn, look at the beak on that shmingehorn

by stottsy mcthrobon December 27, 2007

shmingle

Shingles-struck Averill Park girls. Usually having delightfully small boobs with high kinetic energy.

"That Samantha girl is such a shmingle!"

by Kinkerbell & Klan October 14, 2006

Shmingler

A word for a sneaky person engaging in illegal activities.

Person 1: Are we really gonna steal these diamonds?
Shmingler: Hell yeah!

by TBLTBL April 15, 2013