Getting caught in the rain, being soaking wet, and feeling like a shmuck for not watching the weather forecast and dressing up accordingly
Matan: Why are you so late?
Dikla: Sorry Mat, I wasn't paying attention to the time, and got shmucking Wet riding my bike in the rain.
Matan: Oh, I thought you were going for a swim with your clothes on
Dikla: Now that's just too funny you shmuck
Dikla: Sorry Mat, I wasn't paying attention to the time, and got shmucking Wet riding my bike in the rain.
Matan: Oh, I thought you were going for a swim with your clothes on
Dikla: Now that's just too funny you shmuck
by Matans February 25, 2010
Get the Shmucking Wetmug. 
shmucknoodle is used to express a slight dislike to someone or something when your angry. for example if someone calls you out or is bullying all you have to say is shmuck noodle they will be confused and probably wont know what to say back.
by ben or jackson? June 2, 2017
Get the shmuck noodlemug. You homeschooled shmuck!
by Joel traw January 28, 2017
Get the homeschooled shmuckmug. A Wolfgang Shmuck knows how to cook a pizza in a toaster over, but not much more. Even if you remember to curl your fingers in a high and tight pinch on the food when using a sharp knife, it's still a challenge to boil water or make toast.
by Ae5Ea8 February 3, 2015
Get the wolfgang shmuckmug. by Thatgirlfromny May 19, 2016
Get the shmucked upmug. Term to refer to a group of absolute virginss who r actually pretty fucking cool
When asking someone about the shmucks you have to know somone called jake, tristan, anya, sas and martha
When asking someone about the shmucks you have to know somone called jake, tristan, anya, sas and martha
Person1: “hey, billy are the shmuck lyfes coming
Billy: ye probs but jakes already at mine so he definitely
Person1: ok ill be there soon
Billy: ye probs but jakes already at mine so he definitely
Person1: ok ill be there soon
by Shmuckboy12 December 24, 2019
Get the Shmuck Lyfemug.