shmooze

(Verb) To shmooze is for a a male to prepare fully and meticulously before going out to a club, bar or restaurant. It often involves 'slicking' one's hair back using product, water and a comb. 'Shmoozing' is seen by many as an art.

"Howard hurry up and shmooze, the taxi will be in here in 10 minutes"

"Howard you must have had a great shmooze, because your slick back hair is looking so god damn nice"

"I'm just off for a shmooze - the birds will appreciate it later"

by ClassicPhil69er December 11, 2010

Schmoozer

A word that descibes a sloppy drunk; mostly teenagers when drinking at parties

The drunk girl made a schmoozer of herself by hitting on her best friend.

by i've been schmoozing October 16, 2010

shmooze

the stuff that comes out when a guy climaxes

ah shit, you shmoozed all over the bed.

by joe momma May 27, 2003

shmoozerazin

Working on your latest project

From the (urban) verb "to shmooze", from the Latin unknown.

"Hey, you shmoozerazin?"
"Yeah actually, got all enemies done except for two"

by anonymous October 28, 2025

Shmooze

The way in which a teacher of middle age possibly a male physics teacher flirts in an effort to gain dominance. This could be done through cheek or teasing.

“Are you trying to shmooze me?!”

by Shmoozingturkey June 12, 2018

Shmooger

a food in new york

I eat shmoogers

by Nourish October 20, 2018

shmoover

Declared by GMTK as a neologism meaning "the genre of games where you shoot to move".

Bob: "There are so many shmoovers in GMTK game jam 2018."
Joe: "Yeah I don't know why they thought that that was a good theme lol"

by somecoolguyontheinternet June 15, 2021