shmozen one

The fat or uncoordinated kid who is always the last pick when children divide into groups or teams.

Bet that chubby kid with glasses is the shmozen one.

After a lifetime of being shmozen, Nigel was thrilled to have been picked to lead the research group.

by mrbusdriver May 4, 2009

simoleon

American slang word for a dollar.
Associated with early 1900s gangsters.

"The guy's got more simoleons than all of us put together."

by D-S January 23, 2006

Shmoe

Someone of low intelligence; easily amused.

Origionated from the Three Stooges and the episode "Omigosh, Emir of Shmoe." (Circa 1947)

"What!? You don't know who Abbie Hoffman OR Charles Manson are?!"

"No, Ive never even heard of them."

"What a shmoe."

by Wyatt Tripps May 3, 2008

Shmodel

Slang for model. Someone you see in the streets who is very attractive! Doesn't necessarily have to be a model but could be.

That girl sitting over there looks like a shmodel.

Rademeyer strikes me as a man who is a shmodel

by radie3 July 10, 2016

shmower

To masturbate during a shower.

He was shmowering and left a jizzy mess for the next person.

by Lee Z April 27, 2003

shmokendale

A tortoise with lettuce on it 🐢

"Look it's a tortoise "
"No that's a shmokendale"

by User name here February 24, 2017

smoley oley

The highest of props that can be given to a fellow He-Man. Reserved for ultimate acts of Bro-ness.

Origin: The Scripture of Spankey

Three smoley oleys to the guy who invented the Fred Penner shot!

by TheScriptureofSpankey January 18, 2016