shmamered

when ur stoned and hammered

"oh AS im fucken shmamered"
"yah dario!"

by ahmanada May 13, 2005

shimer

a raging homo who enjoys getting his ass pounded

That kid thinks he gets girls but hes really a shimer.

by masta2323 July 19, 2009

Shmiterick Johnson

ahh yes, the definition for such an individual as this kid, whose name began in our high school foods class which was taught by a VERY HOT young women whose name i can't reveal because she is the shit and she's hot, any way, a definition is impossible to put into words,but i'll try...
crazy, wonbledorfing, trout snorting, river jumping, snootersluging, prestinort, nut who is in the band RAMBLECHANT, road waves

schmiterick johnson izzle

by sampson420ex October 6, 2004

shimmercan

A small kleptomaniac leppercan that is only seen by girls that have had way to much to drink. Also seen by use of acid.

"That shimmercan stole my headband! He needs it for his girlfriend!"

by Cody4969 January 17, 2008

shimmer me sexay

when a sexy chik like jamie wants to be shimmered.

jamie: matt!! shimmer me sexay!!

haha this ones for you jamie

by mateusz June 24, 2005

shimmer

the act of listening to the song "Shimmer" by Fuel while excreting or "taking a dump." This usually occurs while on the toilet, but occasionally can happen in other places, as well.

I feel so relaxed right now. I just shimmered.

by mah nigga larry May 7, 2012

shimerick

A limerick that is not very good. A merger of the words shit and limerick

That really was a shimerick, Bob, write another!

by kentmusicman August 29, 2006