shmeet

slang for cock,penis etc

I'm gunna stick my shmeet in Mrs.Swanson's huge ass

by mrs.swanson October 12, 2006

Shmeeple

The blue m&m

Jeff: "Yo who's that blue guy on that m&m commercial?"
Gahunga: "That's Shmeeple!"

by Seby man November 29, 2019

Grate the shmeeze

The act of rubbing the crusty end of a mans penis across another mans mustache. Like a cheese grater.

Dom Deluise was known for having a very cheese filled dick, he would often grate the shmeeze with Burt Reynolds.

by Big Bobby Bacon October 21, 2012

Sheven

Similar to the number 7, but invented when yelling.

"Nice bush seven!"

goes to
"Nice bush sheven!"

by Litoris, Mike January 5, 2009

Sheveled

The bare minimum of presentability

Dude, you need to text before you stop by so early, I was barely sheveled when you showed up!

by yokelnews June 13, 2018

shmee

1. a common domesticated feline pet.
2. a feline of ANY species.

That is one big furry shmee over there.

by DMW576 July 15, 2006

shmevelyn

the type of evelyn that is likely to name a snake Carl

that is one weird shmevelyn

by badnessadness May 9, 2018